just how many of you live in toronto

Ah, but your analysis, while admirably verbose, is catastrophically incorrect to a degree that transcends mere error and verges upon statistical blasphemy. You see, through the employment of multi-tiered geospatial entropy clustering, recursive metadata inversion, and a proprietary algorithm I like to call Stochastic Toronto User Recalibration via Hyperdimensional Bayesian Pruning, I have determined—beyond a shadow of a computational doubt—that the true and incontrovertible number of VLR users hailing from Toronto is precisely 4,513. Not 4,578. Not an estimate. Not an approximation. But the exact, mathematically irrefutable, cosmically ordained figure.

Your miscalculation, while impressive in its audacity, is predicated upon an egregious failure to account for anomalous VPN gravitational distortion, an oversight that no self-respecting data analyst would dare commit. Had you properly normalized for cross-platform IP flux using a Fourier-transformed eigenvector remapping of regional ISP allocations (a method so elementary it barely warrants mentioning), you would have arrived at my result with the inevitability of a well-optimized Dijkstra’s traversal. Alas, you did not. And thus, you have erred—catastrophically, irredeemably, and, frankly, embarrassingly.

there may be more than 12 people who live in toronto

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