masters bangcock in football/NBA terms

team liquid - nottingham forest, what in the reykjavik zeta is this, just like nottingham, team liquid have been the surprise dark horses this year. i guarantee not even some liquid fans could have dreamed of this
team vitality - real madrid, oh my days what a superteam, this really fits after mbappe scored a prime ronaldo hattrick against city, honestly both of them are contenders for masters and ucl
EDG - lakers, kangkang is literally the valorant LeGoat, we can pretend s1mon is luka but that just doesnt fit, both are really great teams with a star player
trace - PSV/club brugge/feyenoord, had to beat a favourite to get to where they are but unfornately they are kinda buns, prolly gonna be 8th icl
G2 - liverpool, i know liverpool didnt make a single signing, but can we pretend that this season's salah is jawg cuz this guy is a man reborn, looking like prime prime contenders for the trophy
SEN - mavs, they lost tenz, who was lowkey their luka, got bang(AD) in exchange, i know bang is good but it just really isnt the same, at least they still got their kyrie (johnqt) tho
DRX - barca, bringing in the young guns and look at how it paid off, hyummin is yamal and freeing is pau cubarsi, does drx have a la masia type academy??
T1 - nuggets, jokic is buzz and ill stand on it, murray is izu/carpe depending on the day
dishonourable mention: PRX - arsenal, doesnt need elaboration

there's a team called nuggets ???!!?!?
lmao

how is BuZz Jokic and Meteor doesn't get a mention

It's Bangkok. Please be respectful.

or Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit. to be exact.

Rather compare it with WWE