Good evening everyone, I'm Anatole da Silva, a psychologist at the Bois-Colombes UMD.
One of my nursing colleagues, a man called Jean Cèpe, told me about this online discussion forum and made me realize that it might be one of the causes of the mental decline of one of our most serious patients, Geppetto ibn al-Fentanile Jabaoud Vaffanculi, whom we nickname “the monster” within the hospital, also known as 'babysasuke' on vlr.gg.
I wanted to inform you, his community, of the latest news concerning his condition.
I'm going to be HONEST, the monster is not well. His mental health is deteriorating by the day.
He recently started making animal-like screams in his room for no reason. Here are some recordings provided by Jean Cèpe, who secretly recorded Geppetto aka babysasuke: https://voca.ro/1jinyKrdoUHl
https://voca.ro/12WTS7Gc1SLo
Poor Jean Cèpe can no longer get too close to the monster after it recently poked him in the left eye with a fork, exclaiming “Botster! I know it's you!”. This name, “Botster”, is not unfamiliar to me, as Geppetto somehow managed to obtain a marker with which he inscribed this name 214 times on the walls of his bedroom.
Yesterday, we took the decision to transfer the monster to a room specially fitted out for him, the walls all lined with aluminum to create a huge Faraday cage. Indeed, it seems that the internet, and this forum in particular, is the main cause of Geppetto's cognitive decline. So we're trying to keep him as far away from it as possible.
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me, as Geppetto no longer has any living family, you are the people closest to him, hence the UMD's decision to keep you informed.
Yours sincerely
Anatole da Silva, PhD, PhD & PhD