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babysasuke is not doing well

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Cacachocolat

Good evening everyone, I'm Anatole da Silva, a psychologist at the Bois-Colombes UMD.

One of my nursing colleagues, a man called Jean Cèpe, told me about this online discussion forum and made me realize that it might be one of the causes of the mental decline of one of our most serious patients, Geppetto ibn al-Fentanile Jabaoud Vaffanculi, whom we nickname “the monster” within the hospital, also known as 'babysasuke' on vlr.gg.

I wanted to inform you, his community, of the latest news concerning his condition.
I'm going to be HONEST, the monster is not well. His mental health is deteriorating by the day.
He recently started making animal-like screams in his room for no reason. Here are some recordings provided by Jean Cèpe, who secretly recorded Geppetto aka babysasuke: https://voca.ro/1jinyKrdoUHl
https://voca.ro/12WTS7Gc1SLo

Poor Jean Cèpe can no longer get too close to the monster after it recently poked him in the left eye with a fork, exclaiming “Botster! I know it's you!”. This name, “Botster”, is not unfamiliar to me, as Geppetto somehow managed to obtain a marker with which he inscribed this name 214 times on the walls of his bedroom.

Yesterday, we took the decision to transfer the monster to a room specially fitted out for him, the walls all lined with aluminum to create a huge Faraday cage. Indeed, it seems that the internet, and this forum in particular, is the main cause of Geppetto's cognitive decline. So we're trying to keep him as far away from it as possible.

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me, as Geppetto no longer has any living family, you are the people closest to him, hence the UMD's decision to keep you informed.

Yours sincerely
Anatole da Silva, PhD, PhD & PhD

#2
EvilKiko
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M8 would you like a bo'l of wa'a m8? you sound positively bonkers m8

#3
babysasuke
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This is unbelievable for 2 main reasons:

  1. I am not named after the puppeteer from pinnochio

  2. I would never step foot in France

#4
HenBabyH
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Blah blah blah, we don’t care

#5
BabyWizard
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peak

#6
KxngSolomon
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Hope he gets better soon. Thanks for sharing this info with us Sir Anatole.

#7
ionlyHave1Zuni
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too much work to put in for another vlr user. you should be very ashamed of yourself

#10
starxito_sike
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irony when bro's half of the posts are hating boaster, stupid ass mf got too much time in his hands

#11
ionlyHave1Zuni
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Nah hating boaster requires 0 effort and energy, whatever he did there does

#8
Schneefeuer1
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8/8

#9
valorant_player
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call babysasuke a brain worm the way he's in so many heads

#12
BEHEMOTH
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These people have no brains, so babyshitsuke is practically doing nothing?

Damn, blud's an unemployed bum even in analogies lmaooooooooo

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nutab1e
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all this because minibum is shit 💀

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