BROOOOO 💀 Fnatic Valorant? Actual comedy show at this point. 🤡 The roster swaps? Hotter mess than my ranked lobbies. 🔥 Boaster still tryna cook in 2025, but bro’s working with expired ingredients. 🥄👨🍳 Chronicle? Inconsistent. Alfajer? Invisible. 🤖 Crashies? More like Crashed. 💀 Kaajak?? Bro who even is that??? Auto-fill duelist from unrated??? 💀💀💀
Strats? Gone. Chemistry? Nonexistent. Wins? Where?? 🤔 They’re out here losing to teams that shouldn't been even existing last year. 📉 It’s like watching a speedrun of "How to Fall Off in Valorant gaysports." 🎮⏩
Fnatic went from terrorizing the scene to being a free win in pick’ems. 🗑️ Even their own fans are switching to supporting other teams like it’s fvcking quidditch from harri potta. 💀 Legacy? Finished. 🪦 At this point, they should just change their name to Fastic (Free Agents Soon). 😭