Tell me

Tell me some sigma rules.

Rule one of sigma, don’t talk about sigma.

"Goes to restaurant."
"Calls for a waiter."
"Doesn't say anything."
"Makes waiter wait."
"Leaves a tip because the waiter did their job."

You beat off to women while I beat off to my wealth and loneliness. We are not the same.

Paracosm [#3]

"Goes to restaurant."
"Calls for a waiter."
"Doesn't say anything."
"Makes waiter wait."
"Leaves a tip because the waiter did their job."

that was actually lame

Valerence [#4]

You beat off to women while I beat off to my wealth and loneliness. We are not the same.

🤷‍♂️

Valerence [#4]

You beat off to women while I beat off to my wealth and loneliness. We are not the same.

vouch

She asked me what my favourite position was. I said "CEO". 😈🤧

JustEnjoying [#8]

She asked me what my favourite position was. I said "CEO". 😈🤧

"You have her number, I have a restraining order, we are not the same"

JustEnjoying [#9]

"You have her number, I have a restraining order, we are not the same"

You can't be racist if you're racist to all the race

shit now
wipe later

JustEnjoying [#10]

You can't be racist if you're racist to all the race

Earn yourself a Pyramid Level grave when you die, run a Pyramid Scheme when you're alive

JustEnjoying [#12]

Earn yourself a Pyramid Level grave when you die, run a Pyramid Scheme when you're alive

Basically, we are not the same 🤷‍♂️

yaiima0 [#2]

Rule one of sigma, don’t talk about sigma.

we only talk about enigma

You either born in this world to be a smart fella, or live long enough to become a fart smella.

yaiima0 [#15]

You either born in this world to be a smart fella, or live long enough to become a fart smella.

wedid special

I play chess a lot of times with kids & most of the times I beat them but they beat me in game so I guess it is balanced.

viditk41 [#5]

that was actually lame

You a beta you wont get it.

iclappedurmama [#17]

I play chess a lot of times with kids & most of the times I beat them but they beat me in game so I guess it is balanced.

Hol' Up

JustEnjoying [#19]

Hol' Up

no no hole is down

You're never late, the others arrive early.

RIP_BOZO [#18]

You a beta you wont get it.

yeah that was soo dank that i didn't get MY BAD

iclappedurmama [#20]

no no hole is down

lmao.

iclappedurmama [#17]

I play chess a lot of times with kids & most of the times I beat them but they beat me in game so I guess it is balanced.

If a kid beats me in Chess, I beat him in real life because all life is but a game of Chess

JustEnjoying [#24]

If a kid beats me in Chess, I beat him in real life because all life is but a game of Chess

Thanks for simplifying it for OP but if he wants to become a sigma male he shouldn't get used to knowing these procedures directly instead he should decode it to qualify for becoming a sigma male

Paracosm [#3]

"Goes to restaurant."
"Calls for a waiter."
"Doesn't say anything."
"Makes waiter wait."
"Leaves a tip because the waiter did their job."

I'm gonna try this someday lmao