here’s a funny take on a thrombus:
Why did the thrombus break up with the artery?
Because it was tired of being in a clogged-up relationship! 😂
But really, if you’re thinking about thrombosis, it’s like that one friend who just can’t take a hint—they show up uninvited, hang out where they’re not wanted, and suddenly, boom, everyone’s in a jam.
A thrombus walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve your type here.”
Thrombus says, “I wasn’t planning to stay long, just wanted to block the door for a bit.”
It's always a party when a thrombus is around, but unfortunately, it’s one that no one can escape!
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