I know this has nothing to do with Valorant but this just happened to me and I need to tell people this.
I was in the bathroom stall at work when this mf goes into the stall next to me and starts pissing. We have urinals, but hes standing up pissing in the stall. This mf proceeds to rip the fattest and loudest fart I have ever heard in a public washroom. Mf must have dementia and thinks hes at home bro cus aint no way. I swear it sounded like he shat his pants. This all happens while hes still peeing.
The mf then tries to flush but it doesn't......
This mf CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH HIS PISS!!!!!
He then leaves without washing his hands. I am still in awe. Genuinely I stayed in the stall for an hour just cowering in the aura.
This is real btw, I don't even have an ounce of enough creativity to make something like this up. Like wtf????
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