trolley problem (vlr edition)

don’t pull the lever, Boaster gets crushed. pull the lever, a fresh Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich gets crushed. personally it’s morally right to not pull the lever so you aren’t directly responsible for the death of someone/something I can’t have that shit on my conscience

sammich 🤤🤤🤤

ok but does boaster have his 4 teammates carrying him? i dont think he can get around without them