Never heard of him How could he disrespected my Val Legendary coach like that
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Who’s this Bonkar guy
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fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.
rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”
"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War
in short, he was iconic for being the OG all brain no aim guy
its a collection of copypastas from 3 years ago. i know the economics 202 one is from a veteran vlr.gg user by the name of ciro, but im not sure about the rest. you might be able to scour the internet or sift through the archives of vlr.gg to hunt down the true publishers of these masterpieces, but for now we can enjoy the copypastas and keep them alive to honour those who spent their time and brain cells thinking of these instead of more important things.
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