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why is my life hard?

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kalayav_n

im going from ten taliban ball to haram ball, what is my club doing?

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1841219475976159564

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yall need to call don xavi ASAP

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gamergirl [#2]

yall need to call don xavi ASAP

i would rather watch everton play week in week out than seeing xavi trying to get rashford to play tikitaka football

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kalayav_n [#3]

i would rather watch everton play week in week out than seeing xavi trying to get rashford to play tikitaka football

Xavi doesnt play tiki taki he plays vertical football its literally what united need u have bruno and rashford

also trashford wouldnt disrespect a legend like xavi, u guys have literally 0 lockeroom control there bc ten shagged is a bum who nobody likes

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gamergirl [#4]

Xavi doesnt play tiki taki he plays vertical football its literally what united need u have bruno and rashford

also trashford wouldnt disrespect a legend like xavi, u guys have literally 0 lockeroom control there bc ten shagged is a bum who nobody likes

yk this is the same dressing room who hated ronaldo because he would set good lockroom habits like arriving early and leaving late lol

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kalayav_n [#5]

yk this is the same dressing room who hated ronaldo because he would set good lockroom habits like arriving early and leaving late lol

that wasnt his place

anyways idc but if xavi decides to grace united with his coaching hed be better than farteta, and united fans would probably hate it because xavi shoved his willy down united for 2 UCLs

united is just NBA culture in football, you never heard a story anything like players partying or not showing up to practice at barcelona and we have way bigger players here

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gamergirl [#6]

that wasnt his place

anyways idc but if xavi decides to grace united with his coaching hed be better than farteta, and united fans would probably hate it because xavi shoved his willy down united for 2 UCLs

united is just NBA culture in football, you never heard a story anything like players partying or not showing up to practice at barcelona and we have way bigger players here

david de gea was the problem, we needed a keeper that could play out from the back. wait wait no no maguire was the problem he was slow, we need ball playing cb's. WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO RONALDO WAS OBV THE PROBLEM HE WASNT DROPPING BACK TO HELP(ever watch rashford btw? never tracks back). WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO ONANA IS THE PROBLEM, oh wait fuck no wait give ten hag time surely. - average united fan btw

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kalayav_n [#7]

david de gea was the problem, we needed a keeper that could play out from the back. wait wait no no maguire was the problem he was slow, we need ball playing cb's. WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO RONALDO WAS OBV THE PROBLEM HE WASNT DROPPING BACK TO HELP(ever watch rashford btw? never tracks back). WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO ONANA IS THE PROBLEM, oh wait fuck no wait give ten hag time surely. - average united fan btw

xavi will save you

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gamergirl [#8]

xavi will save you

nah ima stick to watching inter and a couple of real madrid games, i dont even watch football anymore its boring asf

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kalayav_n [#9]

nah ima stick to watching inter and a couple of real madrid games, i dont even watch football anymore its boring asf

calls united haramball then watches madrid draw against spanish sides with their fully fit XI

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gamergirl [#10]

calls united haramball then watches madrid draw against spanish sides with their fully fit XI

? real madrid dont play haram ball lol

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kalayav_n [#11]

? real madrid dont play haram ball lol

its like watching two homelanders trying to share a ball

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gamergirl [#12]

its like watching two homelanders trying to share a ball

this shit made me chuckle, its fun watching ts because every player tries to dribble them while man utd cant even pass 5 yards

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rotten club i never see them becoming great again

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