I'm so cooked

I just made a theory and it's crazy. I think we're all brothers/sisters. Like when the first humans were born there had to been only 2 right? Even if there was 4 we would still all be related. Let's just say there was 2 humans in the beginning and like they reproduced but the kids who are they reproducing with? It has to been incest so this means we're all brothers/sisters. If there was 4 humans it would be less incest maybe but we would still all be related.

Blud needs to reconsider life

Yap
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verb
give a sharp, shrill bark.
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noun
1.
a sharp, shrill bark.
"frenzied yaps of delight"
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2.
informal•North American
a person's mouth.
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Like when the first humans were born there had to been only 2 right? Even if there was 4 we would still all be related.

Wrong! What are they teaching you in school?

Blud should learn about haplogroups, I share mine with 200 mil people at least so yeah humanity is inbred af.

geospliced [#4]

Like when the first humans were born there had to been only 2 right? Even if there was 4 we would still all be related.

Wrong! What are they teaching you in school?

he thinks Adam and Eve is a historical and factual retelling of history

CanadaMan [#6]

he thinks Adam and Eve is a historical and factual retelling of history

He's so cooked

When I come back from my lunch break at work ill do a bait review if I remember

Everyone’s hearing but no one’s listening. He’s right.

year 2024, 13th September, nihso has invented theory of evolution

CanadaMan [#6]

he thinks Adam and Eve is a historical and factual retelling of history

Bro I just said even if there was multiple we would all be related. It's not even about the adam and eve shit either.

arielcsgo [#9]

Everyone’s hearing but no one’s listening. He’s right.

Thanks man at least someone knows.

Itsover [#5]

Blud should learn about haplogroups, I share mine with 200 mil people at least so yeah humanity is inbred af.

I literally watched a 4hr vid on the evolution and how we got to the monkeys and humans and there was only like a group of monkeys on sum shit. Even if there was like 500 there would be still hella incest