C9 DERKE !!!??!!!

C9 management sell their kidneys to buyout derke, decide to kick derke after poor performance in kickoff due to "roster issues". Derke can't get signed to any T1 orgs as all have rosterlock. Becomes the next YAY

Ew

if any NA team wanted to succeed, they would avoid picking up d0rke at all costs

Lerke is getting ready to learn chinese

oxy better