Off Season Schizophrenia (TW: YAPPING/ALLAT)

It's already been a couple hours and I can't handle it. 6 MONTHS?!?!??!?!?! I don't know what to do. I'm freaking out. Somebody help meeeeeeee. I'm watching s0mcs losing his mind in ranked. Trying to use his streams as a semblance of VCT. It just doesn't hit the same. What do I do? Outside? What is that? Grass? Never heard of it. Patiently waiting for my SEN to come back to me. I wonder what Genghis Khan felt when his Mongol Empire ended. What happened to Caesar felt when he saw the Roman Empire collapse. No VCT is the same. We should go to Chernobyl. Anyone with me? I think it should be a good field trip. I'm thinking about buying a couple APs. When is VYSE getting released? Wanna see johnqt dominating Pros with VYSE. I need Fracture back. Where is it? Did they forget about it? Man Zekken Neon is crazy. Wish we could've seen more of it. Did TH get lucky or did we just fail to be great? Questions. Too many questions. Oh wow I got a pretty nice shop. Pacific in VCT for 4 years and only won 1 trophy even though they had like 2 teams every year in Top 4 while CN only had 2 years and already won a Trophy. Is Pacific fraudulent? Maybe they are. Such great players can't win. Even after GEN.G dominated the year they only won 1 LAN. Americas 5 Trophies, EMEA 5 Trophies, Pacific 1 Trophy, CN 1 Trophy. EMEA and AMERICAS on TOP. Where is ScreaM to save EMEA? We need him back. The hero we need. I was talking to TenZ earlier about the loss and I said to him if SEN needed saving I can be there. He said "nah not right now". He probably is gonna need me after 2025 though. MVP and Winner of the next 4 Champions. SEN with the most trophies. I think Controllers need a buff. Astra 5 stars and less cool down on the pull back. Brimstone 4 smokes and 2 stim beacons. Harbor cove still up even when it breaks. Clove is just useless. I hate seeing so many instalock Clove in ranked thinking they are so useful because of the smokes and being able to frag. Why couldn't they just play Omen? It's the same. You can frag on Omen look at TenZ, MaKo, Karon, s0m. They are so stupid man. They see the heal and think "oh wow now i can frag". So annoying. Smokes last 2s and has 0 utility to help the team on executes and site hits. Omen flash is sooooooooo good man. Infinite value every time. Flash the whole site for Retakes and and Site Hits. Even Brimstone is better than Clove. Useless ass character. I think Phoenix and Reyna need a rework. Reyna flashes maybe more 1hp. Add 3 more seconds to Phoenix ult. Make Phoenix ult less HP but able to run faster because fire is fast and weak. Reyna make heal 75. Make flashes like VYSE maybe or like Skye. So hard to fix Reyna properly. Reyna means queen in Spanish. Interesting. Maybe another Duelist named Rey and opposite of Reyna. Remove your HP but make your gun stronger. Instead of dismiss make your hitbox bigger and slower but do vulnerable damage to enemies like Vandal body shot would be 80. I think that would be terrible but a fun option. Every ult kill makes your gun stronger. Make it a golden gun. Ooh that would be cool. A golden gun agent. 1 tap people. Would basically be Chamber 2.0 though. I miss Chamber. y0y. Chamber was so fun. Peek 1 tap someone then TP out and see people rage in chat. "no skill bro you're trash" "abusing broken agent" "trash ass kid" "1v1 me bro". I think Chamber should have 2 trips instead. Chamber is just so hard to balance. Either too broken or too weak. Weird ass agent. Same with Iso. I guess he's in a good state right now maybe. Neon is not broken at all. People that say that are probably Bronze with absolutely terrible aim. Watching sliggy use VYSE. She seems pretty good to be honest. Way better than Deadlock and Chamber for sure. I still think Cypher is gonna be better. He still is very strong. She can maybe be like a different option to KJ to be honest. The problem with VYSE is again no passive info. I think she would either have to be ran with a another Sentinel like Cypher or KJ or just a gimmick maybe. In ranked she probably is gonna be good. Actually maybe not. Ranked Duelists don't really entry. They just bait like aspas. The Initiator has to entry in ranked. Ranked is so bad right now. It gets worse and worse every act. I swear next act there is gonna be atleast 2 throwers a game. 0 rewards other than a buddy after the EP. A buddy after the EP is just so useless. You hit your peak in Act 1 and have to wait like 5 more months to get it. Riot is so stupid. I have no idea how they have made it this far. Ok well anyways. I think that's enough yapping for today. yip yap buddy. Also SEN is winning everything in 2025. You heard me. SEN on TOP.