I think it’s pretty much guaranteed now that he’ll be off the team for 2025 from either getting dropped or stepping down out of shame, so let’s predict his future for some fun:
Becoming a coach: If he still has passion for the game (honestly unlikely from how much of a disappointment he is currently), then this is a highly likely road for him to take. He’s definitely not gonna be coaching for FNC though, I think they no longer trust his intuition
Becoming an analyst: He’s pretty bad making raw analysis looking at his past watch parties, I think he just ate up whatever shit his team’s analysts said and more often than not butcher it in matches to some extent
Becoming a performance coach: haha no.
Joining the broadcast desk: He’s kinda entertaining but his form of humor gets really dull really fast. He’s also way too cringe to bear with at at times
Becoming a caster: Casters with British accents are always nice to listen to but idk his voice is just too high pitched to be casting, it would be way too distracting
Becoming a content creator: yknow even though he has never been a real content creator from what I know, he used to be making content for EXCEL and their LoL team in the past by being their cameraman for vlogs. Maybe he still has talent for that?
Going back to LoL: speaking of league, he used to be a pro back then for the same org he vlogged for, and I’m pretty sure he still plays the game to this day. I don’t think it’ll work out though, he was never really good anyways
Becoming a salesman: idk, I think he’s already working on that by doing this whole #GetYourBoastees thing? That’s a product right?
Becoming a K-pop dancer: Never actually seen him dance longer than five seconds because I would always look away out of sheer cringe but apparently people think he’s pretty good doing that and he treats it like it’s his lifelong passion so why not chase your dreams?
Becoming a chef: Long shot here but I’m pretty sure he knows how to cook, cooking is pretty fun. I’m more of a baking guy personally
Becoming a drug dealer: I’m like 99% sure he’s already one looking at his personality but I’m talking full time here.
Becoming an athlete: ok honestly I ran out of ideas a while ago but I think he plays ping pong or something so he can pursue in that area hopefully? It’s very hard to see him take on a bulk and work out to play more active sports when he practices twerking I think unironically
Pursuing OnlyFans (mikejones69): Even though his body is built for this according to a LOT of disgusting sloppy ass gooners, I just don’t see Yinsu allowing it somehow. He likes to show his skin a lot but she’s pretty much the owner of the relationship and her personality strikes me as someone who doesn’t want to see her twink get nude for strangers. I don’t think Boaster even shaves his armpits even, and I damn well know he wouldn’t shave his ass for the OF too.
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