VLR Bait Review #3!

User: EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
Title: I miss my ex
Post contents:
She would play val with me even though she was partially blind. I feel so bad for cheating on her. She couldnt see me doing it cus i always stayed on her left side (bad eye) but it felt bad that she found out (she turned her head)… how to win her back?
Date and time: Aug 9, 2024 at 10:36 AM EDT

Bait category: Unknown (maybe ragebait? but most likely shitpost)

I feel sorry for my eyes for having read this. bruhmphrey said it best "-20 VLR Goomana". This factor of regret for reading the post makes the bait better. The user not replying to any of the replies aka "staying neutral" is a good approach to keeping the bait alive. They did reply to their own post however, which does lower the rating a little bit.

Total Bait rating = 3/8

Since posting this review, the user started replying to other users replies, bringing the overall bait score down. Other users have also chimed in and have requested a lowering of the bait score and after re reading the original post I agree.

very generous

W bait review.
I review your review a 7/8

You are too generous, i’d give that 3/8 max he has had better baits for sure

Nah mid ass bait 1.6/8

boilin_cockroach [#4]

You are too generous, i’d give that 3/8 max he has had better baits for sure

the score has since been lowered

W bait cus he feels bad for cheating

Tryeue2 [#5]

Nah mid ass bait 1.6/8

The bait score has been lowered

+14 VLR Goomana

CanadaMan [#8]

The bait score has been lowered

Nah its the same 0.2

bruhmphrey [#9]

+14 VLR Goomana

I'm about to celebrate :)

Tryeue2 [#10]

Nah its the same 0.2

I lowered it from 6 to 5 then to 3

JawXG [#3]

W bait review.
I review your review a 7/8

W review review!

I review your review review an 8/8 :)

CanadaMan [#12]

I lowered it from 6 to 5 then to 3

You are being swayed by the court of public opinion. Dont be a pussy and change it back.

where is i showed cned to a girl at work review

JawXG [#3]

W bait review.
I review your review a 7/8

W bait review
I review your review of a review 6/8

merciless-pity8989-89 [#2]

very generous

The score has since been lowered

thanatos11 [#15]

where is i showed cned to a girl at work review

that’s 8/8 undoubtedly

Tryeue2 [#14]

You are being swayed by the court of public opinion. Dont be a pussy and change it back.

No, I reread the original post and I agree. The post gets worse every time I look at it. You might wake p and it's a 2/8 who knows

thanatos11 [#15]

where is i showed cned to a girl at work review

100% an 8/8, I might eventually go back and rate old classic bait posts

boilin_cockroach [#18]

that’s 8/8 undoubtedly

100%

Thanks for educating the unwashed masses of vlr to vlr traditions

Ullyr [#22]

Thanks for educating the unwashed masses of vlr to vlr traditions

o7

CanadaMan [#19]

No, I reread the original post and I agree. The post gets worse every time I look at it. You might wake p and it's a 2/8 who knows

Fair enough there is much better bait