MAN I HECKING LOVE TenZ BatChest POGGERS MOUSE GRIP BatChest KYDAE BatChest SENTINELS BatChest FLICK PogChamp WOWZERS
IF TENZ HAS 10 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 5 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 0 FANS, MEANS I AM NO LONGER ON EARTH
IF WORLD IS AGAINST TENZ THEN I'M AGAINST THE WORLD
#TENZ4LYFE
#GETINMETENZ
The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.
I was on a plane with my son when we started CRASHING! I immediately ran to the cabin to find none other than Zombs! He choked again! Luckily, the flight attendant was Tenz, who was able to land the plane safely. Zombs's legacy saved again! Shame on you Zombs!
I was attending an exam. My teacher said we can leave the class when we are finished. Suddenly just after exam started, I saw a fraud silently leaving. I asked who it is. She said, "He is Tyson "TenZ" Ngo, he is already finished, that's why he's leaving."
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a knife. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Tenz missing his blade storm. Shame on you Tyson for almost killing me!
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found TenZ hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for months” I was shocked but not surprised.
This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of TenZ in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how TenZ sucks ass (obvious Cn*d propaganda) and that his videos suck.
This made me irritated - yet another TenZphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting TenZphobic because he was oppressing me, a TenZsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.
He said, "TenZsexual? Is that when you want to suck TenZ's peepee or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.
I decided to pull up his stats and cool videos to help explain TenZsexuality and TenZgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed TenZ glazers cucks", then said that we were mentally ill.
I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about TenZsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me by other fellow TenZsexuals before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a TenZphobe is harassing you.
I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.
My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".
I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my TenZphobic school.
Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? TenZphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.
Confession on why I don't like TenZ anymore-
TenZ was on his best phase when he was using the zowie S2 mouse. Even the xm1 which has a similar shape worked great for him( Iceland masters). Then he got a good deal from the Finalmouse and started shilling for a flat shaped mouse like the starlight-12. Even in Berlin when he switched to the S2 for a match( against F4Q), he played his best game ever on stage imo. You might think peripherals don’t matter but trust me familiarity is important when you grip the mouse in a weird way like TenZ. And as an avid zowie mice enjoyer I asked myself can I support a man who would trade long term success for some ez money? The answer was 'NO'. Shame on TenZ
TenZ is the second coming of God (Sasauke). He came into the world wrapped in an Artisan pad with a Finalmouse in his right hand. From birth he was destined to play VLORANT, riotgames new riot game. From a young age he trained his art by playing baseball and learning to throw. At just 12 (months), he started playing CowmterStrikeGo the new hit military simulator used by state terrorists.
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he was bery bad. everytime he got headshot and lost all the game. in despiar he was search for new game. then. RIOT GAME , the CEO of RIOT GAME released new game VLORANt. he play VLORANT REIGHT AWAY in hope of new better future. BUT AGAIN!
ONCE AGAIN! he got unlcuiky - teammate like Shawn Nobi and Richard Elks he could not win game even with big BIG KILL (30 or more every). It was sad time for Trench fan... luckily. yucky badwatch player Shin Arts got dropped for fucky wucky from best team - Sentinel. and he got TO PLAY GAME WITH GOOD TEAM!!!
With GoodTEammate like sickness, zylophone, drapes, and god IGL Shawn Jam (number 1 in American) Sentinel easy win all team and made to ICELAND (LAN EVENT!!!!). but unfortunately C9 CEO (bad man) make him very very money. lucky, SEntinel use fund from toddler game Fortnite to buy him. And then at Iceland. Sen TENZ was UNCLEANED! he killl all people (including down America player sussy and player from old America boster). With big stats finally American won EVENT!!! ALl was happy...
Then thing became bad... after qual for MAster 3 in BERLIN (even boomery America) player name Somm decide not practice... instead they stream (which good thing for me viewer ). sadly they washed. EVEN LOSING TO TEAM LIKE G2 from game like LOL (even short form funny).
Somm keep not practice and in ChaMPIONS they almost lost to team from DOWN AMERICA (Furry IKEA) and LOST TO LESS DOWN AMERICA team(Kurtain) and DISQUALITY FROM TOURNAMENT !!!! :(:(:(:( at point here I was cry a lot... could not even see monitor because sadness... BUT MAYBE HOPE NOT GONE. 2022 Shawn Jam promise to PRACTICE (like before sentnel). but because of SUSSYTAGE TEncsh not able to pracsh... all mousepad eaten by mouse....
in game this mean he play badly. finally, they lost to fake VLORANT team (guard) with not even pro player (just normal person name Trent)... knock out of playoff and no more coldland this year.
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