Until Tex drops a nuke on Pr0mmie and friends.
After winning write this on a paper and paste it on the seat:
"Good game everyone! I have to say, that was quite an experience. Watching you all play was kind of embarrassing, not gonna lie, but I really appreciate the free elo boost. Good luck on your next game because, trust me, you're definitely going to need it. Honestly, this game felt like a deathmatch or more like a practice session against the range bots. Your aim was terrible, and it was evident throughout the match. I highly recommend you guys spend some time in Aimlabs or the practice range to work on your skills because, as of now, it's pretty disappointing. In all honesty, you might want to consider uninstalling the game. The level of play you displayed was just that bad. You guys need to seriously think about whether this game is right for you. But hey, thanks again for the free win. It was a good game, even if you all played like absolute BOTS."