Boy oh boy where do I even begin. stax... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth ascent retakes and that gorgeous calling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when I first watched you play in Reykjavík and its like my heart had found how to beat again. a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you first choke in coppenhagen, because deep down, my glorious king you didnt deserve it. I just wanted you to hold a tropy. But alas, you couldnt, my sweet baby boy then you started to lead this squad without zestkr. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. You will come back to that istanbul form and your opponents wont believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and when I see my glorious king kiss his mouse and wave sentinels away after winning the finals to champions. Not only have you changed the meta of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, stax.
I'm really upset about the stax change i hope he plays for a capable team in the future. I thought this would be the right time to bring out this copypasta one more time.
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