GG shitter, "EU is an easy region" lmao, there's a reason why NRG went for goat1 instead of this bot. Getting aim diffed by a grandpa truly shows your incredible skill lil bro
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
iluckilyVA [#3]So reactionary what the fuck? You can't have 1 bad game without VLR dogging ur ass
2 now
snowconedeity [#5]been waiting for this one haven’t you. N4RRATE is still one of the best players in the world and this is his first bad map. he owns every single person on KPI blindfolded
B1sk owns that fraud easily
Shadow_Monarch [#12]This is exactly the reason why none of NA franchise teams picked him up lmfao
goat1 was indeed a 500x better choice for NRG.
snowconedeity [#5]been waiting for this one haven’t you. N4RRATE is still one of the best players in the world and this is his first bad map. he owns every single person on KPI blindfolded
One of the best players itw 🤣
iluckilyVA [#11]cN0d had more bad games last year lol
cNed was one of the most impactful players of 2023
also N0RRATE went positive twice since madrid, against GX and M8 (the clear best teams of EMEA)
number2_cNed_fan [#16]cNed was one of the most impactful players of 2023
also N0RRATE went positive twice since madrid, against GX and M8 (the clear best teams of EMEA)
cNed was one of the most impactful players of 2023
You're funny
iluckilyVA [#17]cNed was one of the most impactful players of 2023
You're funny
He was instrumental for maps that Na'Vi won, Ange1 was feeding way too much
iluckilyVA [#17]cNed was one of the most impactful players of 2023
You're funny
wont argue against braindead users
iluckilyVA [#17]cNed was one of the most impactful players of 2023
You're funny
you didnt watch navi last year if you think cned wasnt impactful
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