Bren Legendary Rant

Pushing up my glasses. "Oh this lineup from this particular angle. Oh this composition doesn’t work in theory because this particular position of util 🤓.” YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT IN THE FACE! YOU’RE GONNA LOSE THE ROUND! IT’S A GUN GAME! IT’S AN FPS! IF YOU WANT THAT, IF YOU WANT THAT PLAY OVERWATCH! IF YOU WANT THAT, PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS! PLAY A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! THIS IS VALORANT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU DIE! YOU GET SHOT, YOU LOSE THE ROUND, YOU LOSE THE GAME! IT’S AN FPS GAME!

This is one of the Plat chat moments of all time

ok but bren (and sideshow) is the most goated caster of all time, he has three of the hypest moments that I can qoute from memory:

"Melsers got the spike its all the way in heaven and hes dropped it! THATS THE SPIKE! the overheat moment the positiong, what a blunder what a whiff! its match point for them-NO WAY YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! HE DIES OF FALL DAMAGE! this is absolutley absurd. Ive never seen anything like that. What am I witnessing what am I watching" (Kinggg v Xset copenhagen haven)

"enzooo you cant be doing this son, a 1v2 swaps the weaponry around, the players are low, a singlar bullet on either of them, it might be enough it could be enough, the haunt dropped, positoong gained, and now the defuse half, he knows where the oposition is HES STICKING IT WHAT AN INSANE PLAY FROM ENZO!! ICE COLD!" (Enzo v Lev Copenhagen Bind)

"AHHHH!!! WHAT!!!! SPRAYDOWN!!!! and the lockdown will not do squat" (Rb v Optic Champs 22 Haven)