Best Agents To PET

1. Omen - prolly purrs when you pet him and like his shadow material might feel nice
2. Viper - 🤤🤤🤤
3. Iso - hair looks mad fluffy
4. Cypher - smooth bald head, feel like petting a human statue, very nice
5. Sage - would likely heal your hand when u try to pet, (very cool)
6. Yoru - takes extremely good care of his hair that he has his own branded comb for it
7. Jett - white and smooth, pony tail can act like a squeezey fidget toy
8. Reyna - slickback hair, might be a bit scary to be petting but thats what makes it fun
9. Deadlock - lushious golden flowing head of hair, might get mad if you pet for too long
10. Phoenix - hair might be a bit dry but itll be nice and warm to touch
11. Fadee - average fluffy, nothing else to say rlly
12. Gekko - nice buzz for petting, would feel like freshly cut grass
13. Harbor - hands would get hella wet and moist after petting, but overall good experience
14. Raze - would only be petting her hat, but still would feel ight ig
15. Sova - weird texture, and too cold. wouldnt make any cool noises either
16. Kayo - metal too rough to pet but u can like configure his settings and choose the noise he makes
17. skye - filled with ticks prolly from all that tarzan shi she do
18. KJ - i js dont like kj
19. Brim - too rough, not ideal noises, wouldnt be a good experience
20. Breach - would call you names and be a big bully if you try to pet him
21. Astra - terrible texture, cant imagine it being a satisfying experience
22. Chamber - French 🤢

viper yesss

chamber so based

My hair better :3

I just want viper to violently abuse me tbh 🤣🤣

Good list

at least neon managed to run away

whats up with kj mannn

I would do viper like a hamster

Where would you put Neon?

lil bro wingman where?