im bored

its 1:30 am and im bored, someone entertain me

Have you considered reading a book or listening to some music? That usually does the trick for me. Good luck in your quest to pursue entertainment! 👍

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Do NOT dip your balls in powdered caffeine

I distilled some pure caffeine and dried it out on dads old newspapers. It kinda looks like coke but anyways do not dip your balls in it. That shit gave me the best orgasm in my life but my balls have been tingling ever since. That was 3 days ago. Im hoping for a spiderman situation where my semen get super powers, but im kinda afraid they are going to fall off.

My gf was all like, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" when she saw my caffeinated balls. I told her, "Trust me, it's gonna be worth it." So, she decided to give it a shot too. She dipped her pussy lips in the caffeine-infused lube and I, well, I just went for it. Man, I tell you what, it was like I was on fire. Every stroke felt like a jolt of energy straight to my dick. She screamed so loud it woke up the neighbors, but I didn't care. I just kept going until I felt that sweet release.

Afterwards, we were both spent, but I could feel something different. My cum felt... stronger. More potent. I couldn't shake this feeling that something amazing was about to happen. My balls were still tingling, but in a good way. Like they were buzzing with power.

The next day, I woke up with a newfound sense of confidence. I felt like I could take on the world. My dick was harder than ever before, and my semen... it felt like it was vibrating inside me. I started to notice little changes. My reflexes were quicker, my vision was sharper. It was like I had tapped into some sort of superhuman potential that only caffeine-infused sperm could provide.

Of course, my gf was feeling it too. She was more energized, more focused. We both knew that we had stumbled onto something special, something dangerous. But we couldn't help but feel invincible. We were like Spiderman and Black Widow, only instead of venom, we had caffeine-infused love juices coursing through our veins.

its 2.45 now

Perhaps you should try binge watching a series!