we need more ardiis

guys can we make somehow make cloning legal for a second and clone ardiis 2000 times so and make ardiis only vct?

bro bro bro

Cool, now let me tell you about how I got fucked by a dinosaur:

One day i decided that i wanted to go back in time to the dinosaur age to see what life was like. I decided to go in my time machine and i traveled back in time. I opened the doors to my time machine and i saw dinosaurs everywhere! I looked around but then suddenly this giant masculine black t-rex started chasing me and yelling “C’MERE LIL’ BOY, IM GONNA GETCH’YO BUTT LIL’ BOY!” I ran as fast as I could squealing like a baby. I ran into a dead end. I was trapped! I knew i was hopeless and then the t-rex grabbed my ass cheeks and spread them apart. He spake, “MMMMMMMMM LIL’ BOY, THESE CHEEKS SURE LOOK MIGHTY TASTY!”and then he took out his massive anaconda of a tongue and started rimming me! He pulled out his massive semi truck cock and since his hands were to short, he had to grind it on a rock. He then said “ARE YA READY BABY…?!” And he slipped his HUGE cock in to my ass. He pounded away, and it was extremely painful (I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like it though) he started getting more intense and saying “OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT LIL’ BITCH, OH MAN BABY… OH MAN….” And then he ejaculated in me “oh man… oh baby… oh yeah…” he then left and spoke his last sentence “call me babe!” I crawled my way back to the time machine covered in blood and semen, looking like a washed up jellyfish. And I came home. Honestly a pretty good fuck tho. He finished a little quick, but i’d say a 7.9/10

Does bro think cloning is illegal?

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.