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Commend [#4]all credit to Sliggy, I just saw it on his video and very much agreed
make a video about this pls
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Commend [#4]all credit to Sliggy, I just saw it on his video and very much agreed
YOOO HI COMMEND!!! I didnt expect u here
Mozzarellas [#5]make a video about this pls
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
^lost to corr
Commend [#9]Yo :DD
make a video about this pls
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
michaelisupset [#11]this is so good that riot would never do it
riot smaller than 14 year old roblox devs
wykes [#17]I don't think riot would consider this schedule at all.
They only want max viewership, and for that to happen champs has to be in like aug-sept due to EU and US summer break
Viewrship wont be high either if someone's team only plays like 13 games in a year
number1_cned_hater [#18]Viewrship wont be high either if someone's team only plays like 13 games in a year
If you consider viewership wise, most of the teams that only play those 13 games are teams that wouldn't really give good amounts of viewership if they made it to the international stage.
People want to watch the more skilled and entertaining teams and that is pretty obvious if you consider the viewership of last champions.
although it is sad that some players only get to play 13 matches a year, it won't affect riot.
or would you rather watch a game of LOUD Vs OPTIC or RRQ VS MIBR?
wykes [#19]If you consider viewership wise, most of the teams that only play those 13 games are teams that wouldn't really give good amounts of viewership if they made it to the international stage.
People want to watch the more skilled and entertaining teams and that is pretty obvious if you consider the viewership of last champions.
although it is sad that some players only get to play 13 matches a year, it won't affect riot.
or would you rather watch a game of LOUD Vs OPTIC or RRQ VS MIBR?
Well even if your team is bad you still want them to play, usually even terrible teams have a lot of fans so it doesn't justify only having skilled gameplay cause even non skilled teams can become one of the best, like EG everyone clowned on them but after they got to play more they became the best in the world.
Obsidian_Echo [#21]ascension when ? this is basically what i suugested yesterday except offseson is in middle of the yr
They probably fit it in during offsesons for t2 teams while the t1 teams take a break
number1_cned_hater [#22]They probably fit it in during offsesons for t2 teams while the t1 teams take a break
isnt ascension supposed to be the last event for tier 2...how the hell will they manage before august...its impossible
Obsidian_Echo [#23]isnt ascension supposed to be the last event for tier 2...how the hell will they manage before august...its impossible
They will just have to find a way
DelusionalNRGFan [#24]Listening to the sideshow video right now for his thoughts, but what sliggy proposed seems so good. LCQ is necessary, it is always a hype event
LCQ brings a hype no other events would
number1_cned_hater [#25]They will just have to find a way
i think off-season at the end makes more sense, else is fine
Obsidian_Echo [#28]i think off-season at the end makes more sense, else is fine
I guess but like a 2 week break or something after masters will be good for the players to avoid burnout
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