Tsunami

they scare the shit out of me. I had a dream that one hit the UK and just swallowed it whole and it never ermerged again....

im never eating mature camembert cheese before bed again

According to Wikipedia:

"Tsunamis affecting the British Isles are extremely uncommon, and there have only been two confirmed cases in recorded history. Meteotsunamis (displacements due to atmospheric pressure, rather than seismic shock) are somewhat more common, especially on the southern coasts of England around the English and Bristol Channels."

You can still enjoy your cheese