I just had my worst experience ever

I was taking a shit, and everyone knows shitting is everyone’s most defenceless moment. And in the middle of the process, a cockroach that was as big as half of my foot just started walking towards me, and I was so nervous that I speedran completing the process, wiping out my a** in 1,5 seconds with my plat reflexes, then I left the bathroom, and the cockroach was literally 10-20 cm away from attacking my foot. What is you worst experience in your life?

LOL

yh thank god i don't live in a developing country

A typical day in turkey

1.5 seconds? You sure you clean?

I didnt say Im clean

When I got rejected in 8th grade

Same experience, I can feel the cockroach feelers on my toe for awhile. He must have been sucking it or something. I escaped the room with lightning speed. Thankfully, I live to fight another day

i had this same experience but with a spider

i was sitting in my basement back when i lived in arizona and a whole fucking colony of cockroaches came out of nowhere and swarmed me

Same thing happened to me when I came out of the shower right after beating it

i had some massive diarrhea and you know how you explosively fart and a bunch of it just comes pouring out? that happened and the guys in the stalls next to me started dying laughing

So you watched the MoistCritical video

I have an irrational fear of bugs, like a really big fear, so when Like 3 spiders were on the bathroom floor when I was in the shower.... You can guess what happened

there was this moment my gf came back home earlier when i had a threesome with my neighbours

i farted in the middle of a lockdown drill 😅