VLR IS ASS

Funny how people judge a player after playing 2 bad matches saying Less is shit cuz he played 2 bad matches during Tokyo, saying crashies is shit as well

people here fun, please continue.

Something is shit too, overrated asf

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

same thing how people say yay was dogshit on c9. lol he played 2 games and one was a win against prx, which is pretty good.. no way you can judge after 2 games only

eg took 6 months before they started doing well, but people got short attention spans....

Of course this website is littered with recency bias, but you don't come to VLR if you wanna see people with solid takes

soulcas is good

Yep

porque ta sempre mudando a bandeira?

PRX_JINGGG_LOVER [#4]

same thing how people say yay was dogshit on c9. lol he played 2 games and one was a win against prx, which is pretty good.. no way you can judge after 2 games only

eg took 6 months before they started doing well, but people got short attention spans....

and eg isnt even the first time we've seen that. The Guard surprised everyone after they bootcamped for 6 weeks, pre-franchise tho

Alanzika [#8]

porque ta sempre mudando a bandeira?

so mudei uma vez, so usava do br msm

aTastyCook1e [#2]

Something is shit too, overrated asf

They overrated your intelligence it seems

true, just bc i went 0/16 one game doesnt mean im shit 🙄

Qwerttyy [#12]

true, just bc i went 0/16 one game doesnt mean im shit 🙄

that doesn't apply to you keke

Qwerttyy [#12]

true, just bc i went 0/16 one game doesnt mean im shit 🙄

Own those frauds my korean, american, argentinian, belgian, indian, danish, afghan, albanian, egyptian, brazilian, japanese, indonesian, pakistani, guatemalan, russian, canadian king!!!

Qwerttyy [#12]

true, just bc i went 0/16 one game doesnt mean im shit 🙄

all good bruh

i always support my mans 🙏🙏

widepeepofrosty [#14]

Own those frauds my korean, american, argentinian, belgian, indian, danish, afghan, albanian, egyptian, brazilian, japanese, indonesian, pakistani, guatemalan, russian, canadian king!!!

thanks my french/korean king 🙏