Italians come

Is it really illegal to break pasta before cooking it?
Is it really illegal to add water to espresso to make it americao?

straight to jail (not an Italian btw)

Watch out when you are walking back home

I break pasta before cooking it

Breaking pasta should result in the death penalty (not Italian btw)

As an Italian I confirm we can even kill persons who break pasta and make espresso an americano, yes we are legally allowed