My best friend has been texting me for the past few weeks about making a Hinge account to finally get a girlfriend. We finally got together today and spent hours customizing my profile to make myself look good, with every intricate detail presenting myself as upstanding, genuine person. As he was checking my profile over one last time, he noticed in the pronouns it said “he/Boostio” and he looked at me confused. He realized what I meant. Boostio is him.