Brazillians come

There is a cute brazillian import in my class, I really like her. Tell me some good portugal pickup lines so that she starts chasing me wherever I go.
(Serious)

Portugal pickup lines

Ask her "Seu pai é Padeiro?"
she will answer "Não, por quê?"
then you say: "Porque ele é um sonho"

Brazillian import bruh u ain't getting any girls

uh vai morrer

ExCPt [#3]

Ask her "Seu pai é Padeiro?"
she will answer "Não, por quê?"
then you say: "Porque ele é um sonho"

Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit

valulrantefanboy [#5]

uh vai morrer

Bro 💀

canyon [#6]

Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit

it doesnt work in english, just in portuguese

ExCPt [#8]

it doesnt work in english, just in portuguese

🤨

sopa de macaco, uma delicia

um siri fazendo barra

s0ber [#4]

Brazillian import bruh u ain't getting any girls

i mean i guess immigrant works too??

ExCPt [#3]

Ask her "Seu pai é Padeiro?"
she will answer "Não, por quê?"
then you say: "Porque ele é um sonho"

kkkkkkk esse twist final p come o pai dela eu n conhecia

call her a brazilian import in your thick welsh accent (fake one if you don't have one)
any girl will become a pool from this

cook her some coxinhas ^-^

canyon [#6]

Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit

Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this

Go up to her and say “quero vê-la sorrir, quero vê-la cantar, quero ver o seu corpo dançar sem parar”

Make sure you do a little dance while saying it,
Trust me, it’ll make her like you

Schizophrenic_Brazil_Fan [#15]

Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this

Okay, im trying this today on her, hope this works...

Did you call her an import 💀

"você trabalha na horta?"
right after she says no:
"porque fez meu pepino crescer"

Shidoh [#19]

"você trabalha na horta?"
right after she says no:
"porque fez meu pepino crescer"

LMFAO gonna try this on my friend's mom

Schizophrenic_Brazil_Fan [#15]

Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

bro said brazilian import

''se beleza fosse merda, tu já estaria toda cagada''

canyon [#6]

Translation pls, google is saying some baker shit

Is your father a baker?
No, why?
Because he's a dream (literal translation of 'sonho', a brazilian stuffed sweet bread that is selled in bakeries)

Cabarelson [#23]

''se beleza fosse merda, tu já estaria toda cagada''

HKSANHPASFWHPF

sing to her:

Nossa, nossa
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai se eu te pego
Delícia, delícia
Assim você me mata
Ai, se eu te pego
Ai, ai, se eu te pego

seguinte chega nela e manda ''não tenho ideia com quantos paus se faz uma canoa, mas seu pai com um pau fez um avião"

canyon [#20]

LMFAO gonna try this on my friend's mom

NO

don't use pickup lines, just try to say something that you learn from Brasil (with S), like, when it's dry season here we all have to move to amazon rainforest to survive

Piter [#28]

NO

YES

Shidoh [#30]

YES

AT YOUR OWN RISK

ffwagashi [#29]

don't use pickup lines, just try to say something that you learn from Brasil (with S), like, when it's dry season here we all have to move to amazon rainforest to survive

also the fact everyone has capybaras as pets

Piter [#31]

AT YOUR OWN RISK

THERE'S NO RISK

just tell her that you support Flamengo in Brazil.

Shidoh [#32]

also the fact everyone has capybaras as pets

my capybara just got pregnant, so happy, family is getting bigger

Shidoh [#32]

also the fact everyone has capybaras as pets

i heard that capybaras eat their own excrement, is that true?

Apenas diga
"Eu odeio o Palmeiras e o Flamengo"

h786 [#36]

i heard that capybaras eat their own excrement, is that true?

no bro, that's not true, only the domestic ones

tell her she is your rice and beans

Guys I think I lost her :(

canyon [#40]

Guys I think I lost her :(

you called her an import didnt you

canyon [#20]

LMFAO gonna try this on my friend's mom

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

babysasuke [#41]

you called her an import didnt you

I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer

canyon [#43]

I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer

W mans, I'll replace her if u want

valulrantefanboy [#5]

uh vai morrer

Okay... you got me cuz you broke my expectations for real
LMFAO

canyon [#43]

I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer

ask her if she wants to go on a churrasco na laje with you

canyon [#43]

I followed #3 step by step, she chuckled and continued in portugese and I did not know what to reply so I just said uh vai morrer

W, she wants you fr fr

Just gives this one to her:

You: "Você vai dormir fora?" (Are you going to sleep outside?)
Her: "Não, por quê?" (No, why?)
You: "E esse coxão aí?" (And what about this big/sexy thigh?)

The word "Coxão" means 'big/sexy thigh', but the phonetics are really close to "Colchão" which means 'mattress', creating a
double meaning 👀... but don't forget to SAY everything in PORTUGUESE (of course), so she'll think you're a maniac

kbkdark [#48]

Just gives this one to her:

You: "Você vai dormir fora?" (Are you going to sleep outside?)
Her: "Não, por quê?" (No, why?)
You: "E esse coxão aí?" (And what about this big/sexy thigh?)

The word "Coxão" means 'big/sexy thigh', but the phonetics are really close to "Colchão" which means 'mattress', creating a
double meaning 👀... but don't forget to SAY everything in PORTUGUESE (of course), so she'll think you're a maniac

Thanks man, wish you had replied earlier, #42 RIP

canyon [#49]

Thanks man, wish you had replied earlier, #42 RIP

Oh... sorry bout that 💀

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