I really don't know why I don't have a Girlfriend

Greetings, my dear readers. It is I, the one and only, the most fabulous, extraordinary, and awe-inspiring person on the planet. I'm so incredible that I often have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a genius, plain and simple. I have an IQ that's off the charts and I can solve complex math problems in my head. I'm also incredibly creative - I can write poetry, paint masterpieces, and compose beautiful music, all without breaking a sweat. And don't even get me started on my looks. I'm like a model, but better.

Also I'm a Renaissance person, a true polymath. I have a vast knowledge of the arts, sciences, and humanities. I'm a master of multiple languages, and I can quote Shakespeare, Nietzsche, and Sartre from memory. I'm also an accomplished musician, painter, and writer, and my talents in each field are unrivaled.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg. I have a photographic memory and can recall every detail of my life with perfect clarity. I've traveled to every corner of the world and have experienced more than most people could ever dream of. I'm a natural leader, and people are drawn to me like moths to a flame. I'm also incredibly charismatic and can charm anyone, anywhere, anytime.

And let's not forget about my looks. I'm tall, dark, and handsome, with chiseled features and piercing eyes. My physique is that of a Greek god, and I've been told I have a smile that could light up a room. But it's not just my physical appearance that's impressive - my style and fashion sense are impeccable, and I always look like a million bucks.

But what really sets me apart from the rest of humanity is my kindness, compassion, and generosity. I give to charity regularly, and I volunteer my time to help those in need. I'm always there for my friends and family, and I never hesitate to lend a helping hand. People are naturally drawn to my warmth and positivity, and I make the world a better place just by being in it.

In short, I'm the best there is, and I'm not afraid to say it. I'm a living legend, a true icon, and an inspiration to all. So if you're feeling down, just remember that I'm here to lift you up. You're welcome.

And I'm talking about a team that is really, really a favorite of yours here; it's a team you could talk about for hours and hours, and those hours become days, and then weeks, and then before you realize it, you can still find new things to discuss and get from it a year later, about how much, not only on an artistic/technical level but on a deep, emotional level, how profound/how much it meant to you.

Imagine as if you're alone at home, and you just want someone, or something, to do something to you. You don't know what you want exactly yet, but you are just desperately, desperately wanting to be absolutely fucking railed. You could take it from behind, or pinned against the wall, maybe on the floor, or you could want it a little gentle, a more sweet, intimate experience. You don't know, yet, but you just want to wait and see what takes over you, give it all away. Or maybe you know exactly what you want, how hard, how slow, you pick and take.

You're half-asleep, and you left the lights on, yet you hear a brisk scuffle in the sheets. At first, you're startled, and then that's when you realize someones, or somethings, leg is brushing aside yours, although you don't mind it at all. You turn your head to side, and you see them. They see you, gazing into your soul. It's the most perfect, most exceptional, most extravagant physical manifestation of your favorite team; infact, it is your favorite team, and you're enlightened to that immediately. You're speechless, you don't know what to say, but the way they gaze into your eyes says more than you ever have. That's when you realize it's utter blasphemy to say you want them more than they want you, cause they certainly want you more, and there's nothing you can do to take their dominance away from them.

You let it happen. Nothing matters anymore, except for this moment. They can split your ass into three, annihilating you with their most likely 12 inch plus monster that no matter how much you weep in agony or bliss, it never exceeds the sensation of your heart cumming geysers of love. They can ravenously devour your cock/cunt and slip their bulging tongue so deep that not even dog fuckers experiences oral like this. Or they can take it gentle, thrusting a kind, yet extravagant thrust as they burrow their lips on your neck and you feel their kind, hot breath licking your skin like your neck is a pussy itself. Or maybe they're even shitting or even pissing on you. Maybe both. BDSM. Or they could just mouth fuck you and you feel like you're going to have their cock impale the back of you're throat, and you would mind it perfectly.

No matter how they're doing it, how hard you're crying, how scared yet mesmerized you are, it is perfect. You begin to cum. You say you're about to. You moan and moan louder and louder as you come so close and when you unleash the best orgasm you've ever known mankind can ever have, you're screaming. It's such a piercing, awe-inspiring squeal it's literally indecipherable from bloody murder. You're eyes are so far rolled back that you're blind to how much you came, and how far it went. It's a world record, and you didn't have to do anything to achieve it.

You'd love to nuzzle afterwards. You'd love to cuddle, snuggle, and sleep with your team after such utter perfection, but you can't. Your dead. It was too intense, yet it wasn't intense enough. But what is certain, is that it was absolutely worth it.

So yes, when it comes to valorant, it definitely is something to think about, especially when one is at passion with teams. Would you do it?

I like how the title implies that you are gonna talk about your lack of b*tches but you proceed to not even mention it in the text

I think Boe Jiden is definitely one of the presidents of all time

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reading 🥰

agreed 100% rent-a-girlfriend is absolute garbage I rather talk about cheap food and its recipe than reading/watching a hot mess garbage unfold

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thats cool and all but what are your thoughts on Global Esports' star player SkRossi

Greetings, my dear readers. It is I, the one and only, the most fabulous, extraordinary, and awe-inspiring person on the planet. I'm so incredible that I often have to pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a genius, plain and simple. I have an IQ that's off the charts and I can solve complex math problems in my head. I'm also incredibly creative - I can write poetry, paint masterpieces, and compose beautiful music, all without breaking a sweat. And don't even get me started on my looks. I'm like a model, but better.

Also I'm a Renaissance person, a true polymath. I have a vast knowledge of the arts, sciences, and humanities. I'm a master of multiple languages, and I can quote Shakespeare, Nietzsche, and Sartre from memory. I'm also an accomplished musician, painter, and writer, and my talents in each field are unrivaled.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg. I have a photographic memory and can recall every detail of my life with perfect clarity. I've traveled to every corner of the world and have experienced more than most people could ever dream of. I'm a natural leader, and people are drawn to me like moths to a flame. I'm also incredibly charismatic and can charm anyone, anywhere, anytime.

And let's not forget about my looks. I'm tall, dark, and handsome, with chiseled features and piercing eyes. My physique is that of a Greek god, and I've been told I have a smile that could light up a room. But it's not just my physical appearance that's impressive - my style and fashion sense are impeccable, and I always look like a million bucks.

But what really sets me apart from the rest of humanity is my kindness, compassion, and generosity. I give to charity regularly, and I volunteer my time to help those in need. I'm always there for my friends and family, and I never hesitate to lend a helping hand. People are naturally drawn to my warmth and positivity, and I make the world a better place just by being in it.

In short, I'm the best there is, and I'm not afraid to say it. I'm a living legend, a true icon, and an inspiration to all. So if you're feeling down, just remember that I'm here to lift you up. You're welcome.

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rizz good (FNS meme)