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Just had indian food for the first time in years (no good restaurants near me) and I’m going to be away from a bathroom for an hour or 2

Do I need to be worried about shitting myself? I had lamb tikka masala if that helps

Oops you shit on the forums instead

Racist

no what the fuck. only need to worry about that if u eat taco bell

FireII [#4]

no what the fuck. only need to worry about that if u eat taco bell

Okay thank you

I had heard some people joke about indian food giving them the shits so I was nervous

You need to get chili chicken and the dal with Naan my guy
Also make sure u try the salmon fish

GetsystheGr8 [#6]

You need to get chili chicken and the dal with Naan my guy
Also make sure u try the salmon fish

macaroni... with the chicken stripsssss

Indian food is so good dude, I just don't want to eat by hands

Bruh Im Indian and I have never had to shit abnormally unless the food itself was bad

Danny [#5]

Okay thank you

I had heard some people joke about indian food giving them the shits so I was nervous

You could google it next time

valulrantefanboy [#8]

Indian food is so good dude, I just don't want to eat by hands

Most Indians don't eat by hand, it's just a misconception. Only people in southern India do.

rohanxyz [#11]

Most Indians don't eat by hand, it's just a misconception. Only people in southern India do.

So are there spoons or forks in Indian restaurants , just ask for future trip

valulrantefanboy [#12]

So are there spoons or forks in Indian restaurants , just ask for future trip

I don't know man. There should be, if you're not going to a south Indian restaurant (Dosa/Idli etc.)

valulrantefanboy [#8]

Indian food is so good dude, I just don't want to eat by hands

Just get a burger at Mc D with fork and knife next time