BOTH HAVE MESSI AS THEIR TWITTER PROFILE PICS
ULTRA GIGACHAD
Ardiis stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta players like Cned or Nukkye or Sayf. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Stax. The seeded bread buns? It was Stax’s cheeks as he squatted on Ardiis’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Stax’s knife. The mayo? You know what it is.
Overheard in FPX locker room after Map 1: “He got me,” Ange1 said of Stax Skye plays over him. "That f***ing korean boomed me." Ange1 added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Ange1 then said he wanted to add Stax to the list of players he works out with this summer.