USA has never won a world cup
babysasuke [#3]but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
the blue jays are winning next year
babysasuke [#3]but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
create a shity sport -> No one plays -> be the world champion -> repeat
MarcoDaPacoca [#5]create a shity sport -> No one plays -> be the world champion -> repeat
See how fucking boring soccer is -> Make better sport -> profit
MarcoDaPacoca [#5]create a shity sport -> No one plays -> be the world champion -> repeat
or be like the rest of the world
create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks
You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit
babysasuke [#8]or be like the rest of the world
create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks
You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit
no one talks about american football outside of america but all of america is watching football rn and talking about it
babysasuke [#3]but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
uncommon babysasuke W
babysasuke [#8]or be like the rest of the world
create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks
You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit
No workers were injured in the making of the stadiums
reycac [#9]no one talks about american football outside of america but all of america is watching football rn and talking about it
No one talks about England outside of the UK either bozo
most of the world thinks the UK is one country and a watered down version of the united states with a big clock and shitty food
Subreezy [#14]who paid you off sushi
No one, just like no one tried to pay off the Ecuadorian players who were going to play against Qatar. Im simply stating facts
Sushi_ [#15]No one, just like no one tried to pay off the Ecuadorian players who were going to play against Qatar. Im simply stating facts
just googled it and i was not aware of the fact that qatar in fact did not pay off ecuadorian players. thanks for enlightening me!
Sushi_ [#20]Incorrect they released a new mechanic recently.
Its call "bribe player" (heres the dev notes:https://sportsbrief.com/football/28069-reports-qatar-bribed-ecuadorian-players-74-million-lose-opener/)
Unfortunately its a bit buggy and doesnt work as well as the 'bribe fifa organizers into hosting a tournament in your country' mechanic.They are currently working to balance the 'murder 6,500 migrant workers in the name of entertainment' ability. Hopefully soon we can see it buffed when saudi arabia inevitably bribes their way to getting fifa world cup 2026 to be held in riyadh
wtf bro why are you joking about migrant workers dying
Subreezy [#21]just googled it and i was not aware of the fact that qatar in fact did not pay off ecuadorian players. thanks for enlightening me!
i gotchu, praise kwutar
babysasuke [#13]No one talks about England outside of the UK either bozo
most of the world thinks the UK is one country and a watered down version of the united states with a big clock and shitty food
everyone is obsessed with england nt tho
babysasuke [#8]or be like the rest of the world
create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks
You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit
bro at least football players don't have to wear fucking armor to not die in the middle of the match