Is this wrong?

So basically i was discussing with my friends my type and i told him i sometimes am less attracted to people with a lot of body hair

And he told me i was hairst and harryphobic because i didnt like hair

Am i going to be arrested and charged with a hate crime against hair?

harry potter

vro's scared of harry styles 💀

you're gonna be tied up with hair

nice friends u got lil bro

just ask them politely to shave because u think they look hotter like that, easy bags.

capital_d_colon [#2]

harry potter

stop patrick, youre scaring him

nutab1e [#4]

you're gonna be tied up with hair

isn’t that what happened to the guy in Tangled

nutab1e [#4]

you're gonna be tied up with hair

wish i never read that

hair is not banned in china?

nutab1e [#4]

you're gonna be tied up with hair

Please do not tie me up I don’t want to be tied up and totally helpless against what you will do to me please do not do this I definitely do not want to be tied up

babysasuke [#7]

stop patrick, youre scaring him

bro who the fuck is patrick?
you spongebob????

yes

ilovefrozenblueberries [#11]

Please do not tie me up I don’t want to be tied up and totally helpless against what you will do to me please do not do this I definitely do not want to be tied up

ok sorry

nutab1e [#14]

ok sorry

you are goodest friend

bro hair is disgusting, dont worry, just look at derke's shiny bald head😋

charizard_123 [#16]

bro hair is disgusting, dont worry, just look at derke's shiny bald head😋

Do you think if someones bald head was all oiled up and they were under the sun, could they reflect a powerful enough beam to blind someone?

babysasuke [#3]

vro's scared of harry styles 💀

Is he hairy?

ilovefrozenblueberries [#11]

Please do not tie me up I don’t want to be tied up and totally helpless against what you will do to me please do not do this I definitely do not want to be tied up

is it terrible that this made me horny?

ilovefrozenblueberries [#18]

Is he hairy?

no he's 'harry'

ilovefrozenblueberries [#17]

Do you think if someones bald head was all oiled up and they were under the sun, could they reflect a powerful enough beam to blind someone?

fuck it I'm going bald and trying this. have some couple of enemies I'd like to see lose their sense of vision

h9zard [#19]

is it terrible that this made me horny?

jesus christ

Im reporting you @mods come here this guy is harryphobic

what did harry kane did to you (other than being british)

h9zard [#19]

is it terrible that this made me horny?

No it’s normal

number1_MIBR_hater [#24]

what did harry kane did to you (other than being british)

isnt that enough

nta. im harryphobic too, because harry potter did unspeakable things to my dog.

ilovefrozenblueberries [#17]

Do you think if someones bald head was all oiled up and they were under the sun, could they reflect a powerful enough beam to blind someone?

i got the heat level and the lumens put out by the sun, then using my secret formula, i arrived to the conclusion that we need to create a special oil that will react to the sun enough to create a beam that would blind someone

special oil benefits:

• stop hair growth
• unli blind no cooldown

vispri [#27]

nta. im harryphobic too, because harry potter did unspeakable things to my dog.

hear me out