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Bro Sentinel's so bad

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Asphyxia

I haven't been playing val much because I didn't have much time while traveling in Spain, but I'm back home now and finished watching the NA LCQ, and damn, Sentinels are still overrated as fuck in youtube comments and shit lmfao, the amount of copium is seething. Also what the fuck is this nerf to chamber now as well, Sentinels are dead no cap: Chamber has 1 trip, and overpriced sheriff, and 1 inch size tps, KJ only works on Ascent, Cypher misses Split as much as Jett misses Sage, and Icebox doesn't need sage anymore. Welp since Chamber was nerfed, I can't abuse broken character now, so I guess I move to budget valorant mobile copy. Then I try this game, but bro this goofy character called Sentinel is pretty much sova + skye but 10x more angst and no sense of fashion. Like bro even Hi-Rez can make better abil sets and especially character designs at least, like wtf is this skiing killjoy jacket shit. While on the other hand, GIGACHAD Sova could be on top of me any day of the week and I wouldn't complain, no homo btw, and Skye could step on me.

TL;DR: Sentinel's :skull:

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pugboy
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you read and care about youtube comments?

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TheHardStuckImmortal
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get off the shrooms lil bro

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acy
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pugboy [#2]

you read and care about youtube comments?

his life must be sad

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Asphyxia
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acy [#4]

his life must be sad

yes

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juugobr_
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you could have just written "title" instead of a text that nobody cares

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Asphyxia
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0/8

#8
gerritz
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holy shit what drugs did you bring back from spain lil bro take it easy

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jkjkjk
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gerritz [#8]

holy shit what drugs did you bring back from spain lil bro take it easy

the more honest question is if he can share some

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tenz_is_daddy
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did you suffer brain damage in spain???

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BananaBread
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I'm happy to finally announce that i will be touching severe amounts of greenery(severely difficult year of university upcoming), and that idc about vlr anymore. I used to be a lowlife user with many alt accounts. toxic, sadistic, no life basement dweller, but I'm really fuckin happy rn, that i dont give a fuck anymore. i will be removing myself from social media, except YT and Discord. nothing personal but I'm distraught that i wasted so much time on this shit website, and that i let so much of myself be cannibalised for such a long time. I hope you all have a nice life going forward.
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i would like to be crowned as the most no life user on this site, since I had no impact on it, yet i have the most posted combined probably.
Users I disliked:
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Sashi - this guy is basically me but the APAC version.
TenZ and Shahzam.

i hope you people find happiness in your life if you haven't already. ^^^^^

Users i liked:
no_noise_979
hekzy
idkbro (hes mentally ill like me but i hope he can better himself.)
Delusional_potter_fan i guess, he's a nice dude, advice: stop playing this dogshit game and focus on yourself bro. (rich coming from me ik)

to vanity discord, i hope u have a nice life too. i hope vanity wins a VCT championship someday, ( and prove everyone wrong, even with curry.)

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