Am I the asshole?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Valorant (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my Keyboard (Hyper X Logitech Alienware 344540hp) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) created several valorant accounts hacking (3) and single handedly caused the greatest downfall of RR in Valorant History (653 RR Total) . I (12M) also ordered the for the ban of multiple pro players (T0nz, Nats (camper) and yay (one trick) ) and hacked into multiple pro games (grand finals). VLR, AITA?

Bro this shit looks like those cringe ass ask reddit videos

real af

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Valorant (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my Keyboard (Hyper X Logitech Alienware 344540hp) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) created several valorant accounts hacking (3) and single handedly caused the greatest downfall of RR in Valorant History (653 RR Total) . I (12M) also ordered the for the ban of multiple pro players (T0nz, Nats (camper) and yay (one trick) ) and hacked into multiple pro games (grand finals). VLR, AITA?

NTA, op is not the asshole, ur mom 82F is the asshole and i would love to see (82F) asshole 🤤

imagine you wrote this and hit submit post?

this is so ass, to the point its good

my question is why arent you doing discus or shotput for a living considering you can fling a keyboard faster than my car

how did your mom get pregnant at 70

no wonder u are as the title says, making such threads. The title fits u perfectly

lkjpoiqc [#8]

how did your mom get pregnant at 70

Luck

lkjpoiqc [#8]

how did your mom get pregnant at 70

by having faith in god

The dishes were 16 years old.
They had 16 years to do themselves.
NTA