Shitshow incoming tomorrow

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I'm truly sorry for everyone that is new to the valorant esports scene and will be watching the playoffs tomorrow. DRX vs Leviatan will be good, but the match after promises us nothing but a not so epic battle of frauds: Floptic vs Lset. To make it a bit more interesting, I will compare the players on each team, to see who the bigger fraud is.

LNS > Bri'ish
Sheldon Cooper > Burnt Chicken Joints
L Diablo > Onliner bot (CryOMEGALULcells)
Matchfixer > The asian guy on Lset (too irrelevant to remember the name ngl)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzeken > food

The only pooptic player who is a bigger fraud than his lset counterpart is food.

My honest prediction: Both teams are so incredibly ass that they will go into an infinite OT on map 1 and the event will have to be cancelled because everyone will stop watching, tickets will be returned and everyone will lose interest in this esport because of these 2 frauds.

Thanks Fluketic and Lset

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Stupid fucks back at it again

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN

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BaboonBoy [#2]

Stupid fucks back at it again

cry about it

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Depressed_TSM_Fan

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Facts

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SourceAvocado

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KEKW

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BaboonBoy

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#3]

cry about it

No

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ThePsych0

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Biggest W i have ever read

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ntnoob

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w thread

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bigjimmy1234

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first W

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BaboonBoy [#6]

No

yes

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Sushi_

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Man watched fnatic vs fpx and said "im enjoying watching this gameplay" idk why yall taking opinions from emea fans, whos games have been recommended by doctors as a substitute for melatonin

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Sushi_ [#11]

Man watched fnatic vs fpx and said "im enjoying watching this gameplay" idk why yall taking opinions from emea fans, whos games have been recommended by doctors as a substitute for melatonin

Bro's name is the most overrated food in the world

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zyzyck

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Im having an aneurysm attempting to read this

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zyzyck [#13]

Im having an aneurysm attempting to read this

Literally perfect grammar, cry about it

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#12]

Bro's name is the most overrated food in the world

talk shit about NA all you want, but you leave sushi out of this.

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SigmaMale

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Sheldon Cooper clears LSet

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Sushi_

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#12]

Bro's name is the most overrated food in the world

LMFAO man tried some walmart california roles than said "this is indicative of all sushi", sushi slaps. Besides bros name is the worst player to ever lift a trophy in any esport

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Sushi_ [#17]

LMFAO man tried some walmart california roles than said "this is indicative of all sushi", sushi slaps. Besides bros name is the worst player to ever lift a trophy in any esport

Bro thinks i would ever get something from walmart with the word california in its name when im not american

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#18]

Bro thinks i would ever get something from walmart with the word california in its name when im not american

uncultured swine

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#18]

Bro thinks i would ever get something from walmart with the word california in its name when im not american

I can only imagine how bad european sushi must be for you to not think its one of the best foods to ever bless this space rock

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I can only imagine how bad european sushi must be for you to not think its one of the best foods to ever bless this space rock

Bro thinks me not liking sushi will change the outcome of tomorrow match

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#14]

Literally perfect grammar, cry about it

grammar is fine, just the utter stupidity makes it a tough read

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W POST holy

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#21]

Bro thinks me not liking sushi will change the outcome of tomorrow match

Bro cant read. your opinion changes nothing lmao when did i say that

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Bro cant read. your opinion changes nothing lmao when did i say that

Bro

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#25]

Bro

Bro

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Bro

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LOL Sheldon Cooper gave me a chuckle

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DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN [#27]

thinks

sushi is good

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This clown named DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN is about to get the biggest reality check of his life when PRX shits on his dogshit team 😹😹😹

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W take

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LMFAOOOO w

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adtyr12 [#30]

This clown named DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN is about to get the biggest reality check of his life when PRX shits on his dogshit team 😹😹😹

PRX can't shit on his dogshit team cause Giants isn't playing KEKW

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adtyr12 [#30]

This clown named DELUSIONAL_KILES_FAN is about to get the biggest reality check of his life when PRX shits on his dogshit team 😹😹😹

Giants are not playing that's why this clown is jumping around triggering whole fanbase

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XDDDDDD W post

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fuuny post :))))))))))))

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yet another absolutely braindead take from this dumbfuck. should be getting used to this cunt

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i just wanna see lset win so that stax can diff bcj faster

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Godzilla died reading this