Why Shownu is a dog

He makes this post 2 days ago: "Will be off my phone and social media entirely which also includes forums like vlr to enjoy some quality time together and enjoy the event and the lovely city.

#alwaysfnatic Masters 2 Champions, loading...."

Then of course after Guild wins he comes on here to gloat, his dog instinct can't resist: "Man its midnight here in Copenhagen and I just saw Guild 2-0 Optic, I really didn't want to come here until after group stage but couldn't resist this joy of being right.

Optic is now 0-7 vs EMEA teams
Gambit 3-0
Acend 2-0
GUILD 2-0

LOUD can't even beat KRU and they and Optic were finalists thats how piss poor the competition was in Iceland.

Thank you to Guild and KRU for validating. I'll officially be off until semis now that Optic has fallen."

Off until semis you said? Since then he has posted 20 more times. Painfully obvious that he was going to disappear if EMEA lost, but of course the dog comes back when they win. In conclusion, he has no spine and is a pathetic loser.

Fucking fax

FPX with sub 2-1 XIA

We need to stick together with styling u and me

Shownu haters rise ! ! ! ! !

meyournightmare [#3]

FPX with sub 2-1 XIA

yes they played better

X_ae_A_12 [#4]

We need to stick together with styling u and me

extinction awaits you

dude you're following a guy's post history so hard you make a post about his daily updates 💀💀💀

but he is a dog yes, but i also suggest you should touch grass

Vlr get a life challenge:impossble

number1_MIBR_hater [#8]

dude you're following a guy's post history so hard you make a post about his daily updates 💀💀💀

but he is a dog yes, but i also suggest you should touch grass

it's a dog eat dog world

wtf

X_ae_A_12 [#5]

Shownu haters rise ! ! ! ! !

knock knock !! Taliban here

Calling him a dog is a disgrace to dogs xD

nutab1e [#10]

it's a dog eat dog world

To sink or swim 生き残るために
Dog eat dog world だと言い聞かせ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
Survival of the fittest 弱肉強食
If it's the world that our wisdom will lead
Well, tell me what went wrong (what went wrong?)
I've paid my dues
I've sold my soul
So tell me, what is left for me
When I've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
強いと言われるものには
責任という名の鎖をつけ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
弱いといわれてきた人たちは
ただ踏み潰されて行く世の中
What went wrong? (What went wrong? What went wrong?)
We've paid our dues
We've sold our souls
So tell me, what is left for us
When we've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
真実の見えない世界
モラルも正義もくそくらえだ
正しい奴らがいても
ただ1人が壊してしまう
善と悪のバランスを保ち
殺すか殺されるかの
ちっぽけな世界なのかよ?
おい 誰か答えてみてくれよ
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
あの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?

number1_MIBR_hater [#14]

To sink or swim 生き残るために
Dog eat dog world だと言い聞かせ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
Survival of the fittest 弱肉強食
If it's the world that our wisdom will lead
Well, tell me what went wrong (what went wrong?)
I've paid my dues
I've sold my soul
So tell me, what is left for me
When I've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
強いと言われるものには
責任という名の鎖をつけ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
弱いといわれてきた人たちは
ただ踏み潰されて行く世の中
What went wrong? (What went wrong? What went wrong?)
We've paid our dues
We've sold our souls
So tell me, what is left for us
When we've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
真実の見えない世界
モラルも正義もくそくらえだ
正しい奴らがいても
ただ1人が壊してしまう
善と悪のバランスを保ち
殺すか殺されるかの
ちっぽけな世界なのかよ?
おい 誰か答えてみてくれよ
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
あの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?

HUH

Domination [#13]

Calling him a dog is a disgrace to dogs xD

An american with fnatic flair
i see optic flairs disappearing kekw

bruh

Ryuji [#16]

An american with fnatic flair
i see optic flairs disappearing kekw

Are u shownu's alt? The fuck is wrong with me supporting FNC just because I'm fron US? Saying as if u aren't using an Indian flag n TL flair lmao, braindead

what is this dick riding

we at vlr are so shit that we haunt other people at vlr, lmao
why do u care if he posts or not

true just a kid sprouts some bullshit and lies

I lowkey fw Shownu

I feel like n another life we would be friends

Domination [#18]

Are u shownu's alt? The fuck is wrong with me supporting FNC just because I'm fron US? Saying as if u aren't using an Indian flag n TL flair lmao, braindead

its highly unusual to see an American with Fnatic flair , i thought NA vs EU rivalry was a thing ya but its also good to support winners

Domination [#18]

Are u shownu's alt? The fuck is wrong with me supporting FNC just because I'm fron US? Saying as if u aren't using an Indian flag n TL flair lmao, braindead

and also does it makes you feel superior to downvote me and upvote yourself kekw ? cause i feel the same sometime

meyournightmare [#7]

extinction awaits you

Cringe racist will always be a cringe racist

babysasuke [#22]

I lowkey fw Shownu

I feel like n another life we would be friends

naruto and sasuke 💀

Ryuji [#12]

knock knock !! Taliban here

Cringe racist will always be a cringe racist

Ryuji [#24]

and also does it makes you feel superior to downvote me and upvote yourself kekw ? cause i feel the same sometime

actually i upvoted him and downvoted u
srry

number1_MIBR_hater [#14]

To sink or swim 生き残るために
Dog eat dog world だと言い聞かせ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
Survival of the fittest 弱肉強食
If it's the world that our wisdom will lead
Well, tell me what went wrong (what went wrong?)
I've paid my dues
I've sold my soul
So tell me, what is left for me
When I've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
強いと言われるものには
責任という名の鎖をつけ
What went wrong? (What went wrong?)
弱いといわれてきた人たちは
ただ踏み潰されて行く世の中
What went wrong? (What went wrong? What went wrong?)
We've paid our dues
We've sold our souls
So tell me, what is left for us
When we've given up everything
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
真実の見えない世界
モラルも正義もくそくらえだ
正しい奴らがいても
ただ1人が壊してしまう
善と悪のバランスを保ち
殺すか殺されるかの
ちっぽけな世界なのかよ?
おい 誰か答えてみてくれよ
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
どの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
ねぇ 考え直しても
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?
ねぇ どう描いてたんだろう?
あの景色を見ても何も
感じなくなったよ
あの景色を求めていた僕は
無感情なの?

netero type song

X_ae_A_12 [#27]

Cringe racist will always be a cringe racist

ok

nutab1e [#26]

naruto and sasuke 💀

You can be Sakura

Ryuji [#24]

and also does it makes you feel superior to downvote me and upvote yourself kekw ? cause i feel the same sometime

Don't judge a book by its cover,u did it with the flair n now with the downvotes, stop spetaculating things that aren't true bro
And I don't give a damn about the rivalry, I support which side I want

fourlvalorant [#28]

actually i upvoted him and downvoted u
srry

ok 👍

babysasuke [#31]

You can be Sakura

bet ;)

nutab1e [#34]

bet ;)

small tities and a virgin mom

Ryuji [#35]

small tities and a virgin mom

small titties >>>>

Ryuji [#35]

small tities and a virgin mom

bro shes a cartoon chill

nutab1e [#36]

small titties >>>>

I like big naturals like hinata

Ryuji [#38]

I like big naturals like hinata

BRO SHES A CARTOON

nutab1e [#29]

netero type song

ok i'm feeling flattered for being compared to one of the kings

nutab1e [#36]

small titties >>>>

brah

number1_MIBR_hater [#40]

ok i'm feeling flattered for being compared to one of the kings

Thank you!

babysasuke [#39]

BRO SHES A CARTOON

i watch hentai i dont care

Ryuji [#43]

i watch hentai i dont care

W

nutab1e [#44]

W

thanks

babysasuke [#42]

Thank you!

Aight print that

Ryuji [#12]

knock knock !! Taliban here

your flair apparently doesn't exist on this world

STOP CALLING OUT MY BOY SHOWNU DUDE LET HIM ENJOY HIS VACATION

WE CAN GO BACK TALK SHIT ABOUT SHOWNU WHEN THE MASTER IS FINISHED

nutab1e [#26]

naruto and sasuke 💀

more like netero and sasuke fr fr

FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 [#48]

STOP CALLING OUT MY BOY SHOWNU DUDE LET HIM ENJOY HIS VACATION

WE CAN GO BACK TALK SHIT ABOUT SHOWNU WHEN THE MASTER IS FINISHED

? He's not enjoying his vacation like he said tho he literally posted an hour ago

nutab1e [#50]

? He's not enjoying his vacation like he said tho he literally posted an hour ago

link it

FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 [#51]

link it

https://www.vlr.gg/115065/regional-standings-so-far

FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 [#48]

STOP CALLING OUT MY BOY SHOWNU DUDE LET HIM ENJOY HIS VACATION

WE CAN GO BACK TALK SHIT ABOUT SHOWNU WHEN THE MASTER IS FINISHED

stop believing his fucking British lies. He lied to you when Britain colonised Asia. It’s no different now, my brotha in Christ.

HE IS NOT IN COPENHAGEN. HE IS DWELLING INFINITELY IN HIS CRUSTY ASS BASEMENT.

HE HAS NO GF.

NO LIFE.

HATERS RISE.

X_ae_A_12 [#53]

stop believing his fucking British lies. He lied to you when Britain colonised Asia. It’s no different now, my brotha in Christ.

HE IS NOT IN COPENHAGEN. HE IS DWELLING INFINITELY IN HIS CRUSTY ASS BASEMENT.

HE HAS NO GF.

NO LIFE.

HATERS RISE.

thats true fcking colonizers

FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 [#48]

STOP CALLING OUT MY BOY SHOWNU DUDE LET HIM ENJOY HIS VACATION

WE CAN GO BACK TALK SHIT ABOUT SHOWNU WHEN THE MASTER IS FINISHED

i doubt he's in vacation, i asked for him to send a photo of the city and he didn't respond

wkeyspectre [#55]

i doubt he's in vacation, i asked for him to send a photo of the city and he didn't respond

Of course my compadre, he’s lying through his teeth.

lorenzopajaroFC [#46]

Aight print that

Fuck wrong account 💀

babysasuke [#57]

Fuck wrong account 💀

if you were netero that would be the biggest plot twist of the century

Why so many people hate shownu?

JokesOver [#59]

Why so many people hate shownu?

read the post if you are able to

Bruh so many threads on me wtf. I literally check vlr after landing and thats all I see. As for being a dog, I did say I would try to stay off but group stage is boring to watch without discussing and as I have tickets for semis and finals there is too much time to kill when Im watching the games and seeing my EU boys kill it here.

Shownu [#61]

Bruh so many threads on me wtf. I literally check vlr after landing and thats all I see. As for being a dog, I did say I would try to stay off but group stage is boring to watch without discussing and as I have tickets for semis and finals there is too much time to kill when Im watching the games and seeing my EU boys kill it here.

all I hear is barking

nutab1e [#62]

all I hear is barking

Holy based lmao

nutab1e [#62]

all I hear is barking

Also imagine counting how many times I reply, job must be hard.

Ryuji [#23]

its highly unusual to see an American with Fnatic flair , i thought NA vs EU rivalry was a thing ya but its also good to support winners

theres quite a few americans on the fnc bandwagon, me included. They're just a really fucking good team, and yeah sure you can say theres a rivalry but only toxic people really care abt it.

Cyphics [#65]

theres quite a few americans on the fnc bandwagon, me included. They're just a really fucking good team, and yeah sure you can say theres a rivalry but only toxic people really care abt it.

overhyped EMEA garbage team

drop Boaster and Ill join the hype train, shit IGL preventing EMEA from becoming an international contender

babysasuke [#66]

overhyped EMEA garbage team

drop Boaster and Ill join the hype train, shit IGL preventing EMEA from becoming an international contender

switch boaster for koldamenta :>

nutab1e [#67]

switch boaster for koldamenta :>

Zander > FNC

babysasuke [#68]

Zander > FNC

he was on a tier 3 team on soar that did nothing and then had one good run in the open qualifiers. Overrated asf

babysasuke [#68]

Zander > FNC

W

bumping to educate the masses

nutab1e [#71]

bumping to educate the masses

woof woof

X_ae_A_12 [#53]

stop believing his fucking British lies. He lied to you when Britain colonised Asia. It’s no different now, my brotha in Christ.

HE IS NOT IN COPENHAGEN. HE IS DWELLING INFINITELY IN HIS CRUSTY ASS BASEMENT.

HE HAS NO GF.

NO LIFE.

HATERS RISE.

Lmao

shownu and supernova are the dogs of vlr

it is very important for this message to be communicated to every corner of the earth