hell yeah, FNC are dogwater
nature truly is healing

They are on fraud watch, until they can get to Champs 2024 they are frauds. All of them.

I can't be the only one seeing this right? Start of 2024, Sentinels won Americas Kickoff and wins Madrid, then 100 Thieves wins Split 1 and looks so good on their first match. They have a good chance of winning this whole thing.

What is the common denominator? Both teams have players with Filipino blood. The zekken and cryo masterclass is amazing to watch for both their teams, imagine if they'd have stuck together.

In summary, Filipinos are the greatest gamers in the entire world. No, that doesn't include Team Secret.

I understand your sadness, man. I was a fan of Evan and what he brought to the team. So far, one of the weirdest decisions this team has made. But I hope he can find success in any future teams he coaches. I will be supporting dummy as well though, he might just be what this team needs to make it into the international stage.

It was sad to see Warbirds go, but you can only take a team so far. Placing 5th to 6th is probably the highest the previous iteration of Secret could go. It's time to see if these changes will work.

NEW TS:
Jremy
Invy
JessieV0sh
WildOreoo
2GE
dummy as Head Coach

Apart from Vash still in the team, I'm excited to see what this potential roster could do. What baffles me is if the rumor of Vash not being IGL is true. What's the point if he's not going to be leading the team? And did they really have to let Warbirds go? Couldn't he have stayed throughout the end of the split as an assistant coach role? The man can cook some serious anti-strats.

100T 3 - 1 PRX
The undomitable spirit of a single Filipino shall pull this team through

FPX 2 - 1 FUT
Yeah...

GEN 2 - 1 LEV
Yeah...

G2 2 - 0 T1
Yeah...

TH 2 - 1 DRG
Yeah...

Cum "kome-natsui" Nutsy will be cheering for 100t this upcoming master tournament. After a horrendous split 1 from the Team Secret, kome-natsui's favorite team failed to make Shanghai. Due to this unforeseen circumstances Yukky will be taking his fandom to the #THIEVES of 100t. It is reported that the reason he chose 100t was due to Cryo being Filipino.

We will update you as the story progresses.

excluding one

brother i literally did this when sen qualified, call me cringe all you want lol

CRYOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WILL BE REPRESENTED ON THE INTERNATIONAL STAGE AGAIN

TS lost to this? Embarrasing.

haha

WHY THE FUCK DOES TS KEEP LOSING TO TEAMS THAT EVENTUALLY MAKE INTERNATIONAL EVENTS FFS

Save the copium brother, we need it for Split 2

welcome to master siomai, TS

nah

Man this shit beautiful...
13-0...

Yeah...

OK NOW I'M PISSED AT TEAM SECRET, IF THEY DIDN'T CHOKE THEY WOULD'VE BEEN FIRST SEED
FUCKING CHOKERS 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 (just kidding i love my nepotism boys go get that shanghai spot)

GG RRQ 😔

Team Secret did, in fact, choke.

Yes, I do want TS to win so that RRQ has a chance of making it into playoffs. Although at this point, their chances are getting slimmer, and I'm pointing out the worst possible scenario. Still, I'm hoping we get to see RRQ break that curse!

reposted my comment from a GE thread:
I feel bad for RRQ, they have a really good team on their hands, especially Jemkin, and now their playoffs chances are getting lower and lower with each passing day.

• With the GE win, we now have another team that gets the minimum two wins needed in the Alpha Group.
• If T1 wins versus ZETA, GE and T1 will be in contention for that third spot. T1 qualifies for playoffs because of the round differential.
• If ZETA wins versus T1, this puts them ahead of RRQ, and their last match is a do-or-die moment versus GenG. GG ZETA
• If Talon wins versus Secret, they're getting that third spot, and that just pretty much wraps up the first split for RRQ. GG Talon.

I feel bad for RRQ, they have a really good team on their hands, especially Jemkin, and now their playoffs chances are getting lower and lower with each passing day.

• With the GE win, we now have another team that gets the minimum two wins needed in the Alpha Group.
• If T1 wins versus ZETA, GE and T1 will be in contention for that third spot.
• If ZETA wins versus T1, this puts them ahead of RRQ, and their last match is a do-or-die moment versus GenG.
• If Talon wins versus Secret, they're getting that third spot, and that just pretty much wraps up the first split for RRQ.

Holy fuck, I love Team Secret
Fuck Team Secret
DRX 2 - 1 PRX

Holy fuck, I love Team Secret
Fuck Team Secret
PRX 2 - 0 DRX

Holy fuck, I love Team Secret
Fuck Team Secret
GEN 2 - 1 T1

Holy fuck, I love Team Secret
edit: Fuck Team Secret

Holy fuck, I love Team Secret
Fuck Team Secret
PRX 3 - 1 DRX
PRX 3 - 2 GEN

lol

It's just a courtesy, they know what it's like to get 13-0'd. You wouldn't beat a guy when he is down, would you?

ASURAI AL-GAIB!!!

Okay 👍

I wasn't wrong LOL

I’M DELETING YOU JESSIEVASH!
👑😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫
🐐👑🏀✅JessieVash is forever!🐐👑💖
I could never delete you JessieVash! 💖
💩If JessieVash poops, I flush.🚽
🙏If JessieVash sneezes, l bless him.🤧
👃🏻If JessieVash farts, I inhale.💨
👀When JessieVash points I look.👉
🗣️When JessieVash talks I listen.👂
🧎‍♂️When JessieVash commands, I obey.👉
♾️If there are 1 million JessieVash fans, I am one of them.🫵
✨if there are 1 thousand JessieVash fans, I am apart of them.🫡
☝️if JessieVash only had one fan, that is me.😜
🍆If JessieVash has no fans then there is no ME.💦

my king fl1pzjder joining the GOATs JessieVash and MAGNUM

JessieV0sh my g0at clears all over PRX

Thanks, I've been working on it

There's this guy that replies to people saying y0y to shut the fuck up, so just putting this in to make fun of it haha

Shut the FUCK up.

y0y

so true bestie

omg finally

Yeah, this one wasn't it.
That overtime round was on them, I hated them for that.

It's okay boys, I still love you, I will be your forever glazer

MY GOAT ZEKKEN, PUTANGINA 🐐🐐🐐