yoavtc
Flag: Israel
Registered: January 30, 2023
Last post: June 4, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Posts: 18

I was there in the arena in the lower & grand finals. Crowd was insane, so fucking loud.

posted 2 days ago

In the epic showdown at the Masters Shanghai, where the prowess of the Great Chinese Teams was put to the ultimate test, our national hero, 郑永康 (ZmjjKK), and his steadfast comrades of EDward Gaming stood resolute against the sinister forces of Fnatic, representing the decadent ideals of the West.

Amidst the clash of titans, after a valiant effort by FunPlus Phoenix and Dragon Ranger Gaming, it was evident that the destiny of the tournament lay in the hands of 郑永康 and his mighty legion. With the spirit of 习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想 coursing through their veins, they dominated the battlefield, showcasing the indomitable spirit of the Chinese people.

Yet, when victory seemed within grasp, the capitalist foes resorted to underhanded tactics, invoking a tactical pause to stall the inevitable. Like cunning serpents, they slithered their way back into contention, threatening to tarnish the honor of the People's Republic.

But in the darkest hour, when all hope seemed lost, a figure emerged from the shadows, radiating with the righteous authority of the people. It was none other than His Highness, Xi Jinping, the beacon of strength and unity for the nation!

As the crowd erupted in fervent chants of "习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想," His Highness took command, leading with unwavering determination.

"Hand me the station son" his almightiness asked Haodong (the leader of the Chinese squad) with a kind, confident, masculine and reassuring voice.

With a single request, he seized the battle station, symbolizing the unbreakable bond between the leader and his people.

With the grace of a true champion, Xi Jinping guided EDward Gaming to a glorious triumph, vanquishing the vile adversaries and reclaiming the title of Master of Shanghai for the People's Republic of China! As the defeated opponents slinked away in disgrace, with tears in their eyes and piss in their pants.

Xi Jinping ascended as the ultimate hero, ensuring that China would forever reign supreme in the realm of VALORANT!

posted 3 weeks ago

I am EMEA #1 fan but god damn after the honeymoon phase is over for Karmine Corp and Team Heretics EMEA is gonna be worse than China.

posted 3 months ago

Sentinels. I love to hate them. No actual reason.
Started hating them when zombs (I think) was being toxic while performing okay, but since then their whole roster changed but TenZ and how can you hate TenZ he's such a sweetheart

posted 3 months ago

Leo
aspas
something
yay
MaKo
Shao
Chronicle
Derke
Alfajer
Sayf
trexx
Demon1
d4v41
Less
BuZz
tex
cauanzin
Ethan
Jamppi
stax

I know that its just my opinion but I selected the best players in the world and sorted them by VLR rating (which isnt the greatest indicator I know).

posted 3 months ago

Doesnt the MVP kind of have to be from the winning team? I mean, trexx had a 1.0 KD in LOCK//IN...

posted 4 months ago

Here is my list:
2021 Masters Reykjavik SEN TenZ
2021 Masters Berlin GMB nAts
2021 Champions ACE zeek

2022 Masters Reykjavik OPTC yay
2022 Masters Copenhagen FPX ardiis
2022 Champions LOUD pANcada

2023 LOCK//IN São Paulo FNC Leo
2023 Masters Tokyo FNC Alfajer
2023 Champions EG Demon1

posted 4 months ago

Cant wait for them to get 6th 🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪

posted 4 months ago

That's pretty good.

Did you use protection?

posted 5 months ago

Look outside your window

posted 5 months ago

Sorry I meant KICK-OFF, lol

posted 5 months ago

Does anyone know if/when tickets for the LOCK//IN events and the upcoming Masters Madrid will be avialble for sale?

posted 5 months ago

Does anyone here know where the tickets will be avialble to buy?

posted 5 months ago

Soulcas is a pretty good player. He's just really inconsistent.

posted 8 months ago

As a map maker myself, its really hard to make something new especially with a format that has existed more than 20 years.
But yeah Sunset does resemble de_ancient a lot. Mid is a bit different and A link does not exist in de_ancient.

posted 9 months ago

Sadly he took his own life.

posted 11 months ago