m4
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Registered: February 20, 2024
Last post: October 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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posted 15 hours ago

Poor Wolfy... I know I hurt your feelings but its not that deep bro. Make another 5 man roster for me fam...

Also... you don't just make up the quote and put quotations around it...

posted 3 days ago

This is why we had more LAN events in my day. To stop these sorts of viewer experiences :) Thank you for the LAN riot <3

posted 3 days ago

I appreciate you m4.

posted 3 days ago

You wanna hear something crazy... I didn't know until today that OpenAI stole that from a boosting website.

That statement put me on Valorant's tiktok, two VCT broadcasts, a bunch angry jobless vod reviewers... you gotta step your attention seeking behavior up a bit to get to my level <3

posted 4 days ago

fr tho... im talking all caps the rest of my vlr time here...

posted 4 days ago

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT! IM DEFENDING HIM! ITS OKAY FOR THE FEW POPULAR PEOPLE TO GET AWAY WITH RULE BREAKING! THEY HAVE EARNED THE PRIVILEGE BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL. WE ARE NOT!

posted 4 days ago

You know you could always play cs if your brain can't handle a bunch of colors right?

posted 4 days ago

wolfed all ur posts are about teams that will never exist... you don't ever write anything funny or controversial. looking at your comments has been the most boring thing ive done all year <3

posted 4 days ago

stop complaining vlr... he can do whatever he wants... he's scream... youre all not at his level so don't complain about his team comp's rank

posted 4 days ago

please stop accusing him... hes a legend

posted 4 days ago

I don't know why you guys think he is rank manipulating or anything..

https://imgur.com/a/kM2u9Yg

posted 4 days ago

Does riot predict the outcome of the game before it starts?

posted 6 days ago

Knew what?

posted 6 days ago

"basically just stuff we already know" ... please elaborate on the stuff you know... would love to fact check. I read it.

posted 6 days ago

two hands curated... about to change the game.

posted 1 week ago
  1. Me 12 months ago
  2. Me 8 months ago
  3. Me 6 months ago
  4. Me 18 months ago
  5. Me 20 years ago
posted 1 week ago

You have been warned. beep boop.

https://imgur.com/a/gHlpKlR

posted 1 week ago

Well now I feel bad...

https://x.com/AnderzzTV/status/1978212295307329748

Yal win... I've been micro-checkmated... get this man a job in VCT.

posted 1 week ago

"all good. yourer very funny and you make this site better"

posted 1 week ago

Also you are valued. You're my second favorite person on vlr.

posted 1 week ago

This is how you create engagement Aayan... not "bump" x100.

posted 1 week ago

Why nitpick so much, man?

A. Entertainment
B. Cult of Personality in Valorant (ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality)
C. His roast of the devs failed spectacularly
D. All of the above
E. None of the above

Choose carefully.

posted 1 week ago

"who is bro talking to"

posted 1 week ago

"your mother should strike you"

posted 1 week ago

The irony of you of all people saying this... <3

Did you end up finding a treatment place or nah?

posted 1 week ago

Someday, they will appreciate the work I put in for them. Gotta keep the people entertained :)

posted 1 week ago

"sorry i realize i used too many words for you. I am calling you delusional and a hypocrite hope this helps"

posted 1 week ago

I can help you meet crashies if you want... You seemed REALLY interested in him.

posted 1 week ago

"i think the haters know theyre trolling and just dont like it or dont think its funny... haters and bandwagon fans are both equally trash and annoying"

posted 1 week ago

LOL... I knew you would come through for me cult of personality follower. Cloudberry is club president.

"There was a developer meeting recently, where they said they want their maps to feel like chess boards and I would argue that a lot of the maps feel like checkers boards where your pieces are very limited."

Plain hearing/reading of what he said... He believes chess boards and checkers boards are different. He believes chess pieces are not limited in their movement.

You are:
A: Adding context
B: Not listening
C: All of the above

So 1000% that last bit of "maybe you don't either." is you. Thank you... I was starting to lose hope. But you are my fav.

posted 1 week ago

sorry, last one..

What's on the second monitor fam?
https://imgur.com/a/GhD6mlI

posted 1 week ago

Also ain't no way you're out here doing comparisons with this youtube channel fam...

https://www.youtube.com/@Blaezey

posted 1 week ago

Webster "Onya" Dictionary over here. Since you enjoy made up words.. I had a friend help me out...

Flumbuzzle (verb) — to utterly confuse someone with enthusiasm and snacks.
“He flumbuzzled the committee with cupcakes and charisma.”

Snorpulent (adjective) — when something looks both comfortable and slightly gross.
“That beanbag chair is weirdly snorpulent, like it’s judging me for sitting on it.”

Blergitude (noun) — the existential meh you feel when your favorite show gets canceled.
“Her blergitude was palpable after the finale.”

Womptastic (adjective) — unexpectedly amazing in a chaotic, unhinged way.
“That karaoke performance was womptastic — I think the smoke alarm joined in.”

Quizzlefied (verb) — the state of being overcomplicated for no reason whatsoever.
“The onboarding process was quizzlefied by six unnecessary PowerPoints.”

Gloobernog (noun) — a mysterious substance found in the back of your fridge that’s possibly evolving.
“Don’t touch the gloobernog, it’s part of an ongoing experiment.”

Minkadoodle (noun) — someone who’s endearingly ridiculous but alarmingly confident.
“That minkadoodle walked into the meeting wearing a cape and owning it.”

Scrumbulate (verb) — to panic-organize your life in 12 minutes before guests arrive.
“We scrumbulated so hard, even the dog looked cleaner.”

Yonderblorp (noun) — a vague destination used when you don’t want to admit you’re lost.
“Let’s just head yonderblorp and see what happens.”

Dingfuddle (noun) — that moment when technology works, but you have no idea why.
“The printer started working after I yelled at it, so that’s a dingfuddle win.”

posted 1 week ago

"yo wtf u saying window licker"

posted 1 week ago

A "stat stick" if you're unfamiliar, is a character or mechanic who lives or dies by its numbers. When it's above X threshold, it's a major problem, when it's below the threshold, it feels painfully under-powered. 🤤🤤🤤

posted 1 week ago

baiting this community on the regular.

posted 1 week ago

Disappeared in Swiss Stage Round 4, August 18th, 2025 @ 2:00pm. :)

posted 1 week ago

Bruh...

Could you imagine 100 pages of this...
https://x.com/AnderzzTV/status/1975592153309941802

At least I had pictures because let's be real, this community can't read.

posted 1 week ago

Dear Cult of Personality followers,

Sliggy doesn't know how chess and checkers works and maybe you don't either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2ffAkfK9w&t=59s

Anderzz is making up chess terms but that tracks with his content. There is no such thing as a "micro checkmate" and I'm not sure if understands what a "check" is in Chess.
https://x.com/AnderzzTV/status/1975592153309941802

Please, educate your Valorant analyst gods and help them do better.

Love always,
m4

P.S. Chatgpt is an option for check ing your board er line questionable content decisions.

posted 1 week ago

100 Thieves Open Tournament Casting Call.

Overview

The 100 Thieves VALORANT program is hosting an open Invitational Tournament for the 2025 VCT off-season and beyond. Competition will run in two phases—details for Phase 1 (Open Qualifier + Scouting Challenge) are below. Phase 2 (Main Event) will follow for teams that advance.

“We’re building a competition that rewards preparation as much as performance. We want new faces and underdogs in the mix, so we’re keeping the door wide open.” — Anthony “Zikz” Gray

Phase 1: Open Qualifier + Scouting Challenge
A) Match Play (Open Qualifier)

Format: Best-of-1 Swiss into Best-of-3 qualifying rounds.

Bracket: Publicly seeded; seeding influenced by Scouting Challenge submissions (see below).

Map Pool: Current official VCT map pool.

Servers/Regions: NA servers (primary).

Anti-Cheat: Tournament client + mandatory recording.

B) Scouting Challenge (Optional but Influences Seeding)

Submit a brief scouting packet designed as if you’re prepping your team for these hypothetical matchups:

vs. 100 Thieves on Icebox

Present key prep points your team would use before facing 100T on Icebox.

Include stats or relevant data that help you win.

Call out player-type tendencies to target as strengths/weaknesses (generic archetypes OK).

Catalog any set strategies/executions you’d expect to use or counter, with labeled images or diagrams.

vs. Fnatic on Haven

Present key prep points your team would use before facing Fnatic on Haven.

Include stats or relevant data that help you win.

Call out player-type tendencies to target as strengths/weaknesses (generic archetypes OK).

Catalog any set strategies/executions you’d expect to use or counter, with labeled images or diagrams.

Submission specs: PDF or slide deck (max 15 pages total), up to 5 labeled images/diagrams per matchup. Cite sources where applicable.

Phase 2: Main Event

Teams: Top performers from Phase 1.

Format: Double-elimination, Best-of-3; Grand Final Best-of-5.

Broadcast: Select matches broadcast on official channels.

Prize Pool: Announced with Phase 2 schedule.

Registration

Email zikz@100thieves.com
with the subject line “100T Invitational Registration – <Team Name>” and include:

Team Name

Primary Contact (Full Legal Name)

In-Game Names (IGNs) & Riot IDs for all players (5–7)

Ages

Country/Region of Residence

Current Ranks

Coach/Analyst (optional)

Scouting Challenge Attachment(s) (optional but recommended)

Key Dates

Registration & (Optional) Scouting Challenge Due: [Insert Date]

Phase 1 (Open Qualifier): [Insert Date Range]

Phase 2 (Main Event): [Insert Date Range]

Rules & Conduct

Players must meet Riot eligibility requirements and comply with tournament rulebook (distributed upon registration confirmation).

Smurfing, account sharing, or unauthorized software results in disqualification.

Admin rulings are final.

Contact

Questions or special requests? Reach out to zikz@100thieves.com
.

If you’d like, tell me your exact dates, map pool, server rules, and prize pool and I’ll finalize this into a ready-to-publish one-pager or webpage.

posted 1 week ago

That wouldn't matter. Would still take 2 shots beyond 20m so the majority of fights would turn out the same. The outliers would be penetration damage.

ref: https://valorant.fandom.com/wiki/Phantom

posted 1 week ago

nope. you've got a lot of posts about a certain individual. maybe explore your options.

posted 1 week ago

First, you're hurt.

Second, I never gave you advice.

Third, 1.09 kd in a 5 stack, lol.

posted 2 weeks ago

That's because you have 36 games.

I would try to explain to you the ranked matchmaking system but it would ruin the copium high.

posted 2 weeks ago

5 stacking to rank up :)

posted 2 weeks ago
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