y0y
| Flag: | Singapore |
| Registered: | June 24, 2023 |
| Last post: | June 2, 2024 at 10:10 AM |
| Posts: | 745 |
hi pooks imy and idk if i should be sad for 100t or happy for geng
Him standing up and sitting down is the same height
Poopy pants poopy poopy pants you a poopy pants 🗣️🗣️
All i know is that he better not do his cringe kpop dances while in seoul 💀💀 bros gonna get clowned by locals on top of vct viewers 😂
The coaching has made them play in different ways than last year and they seem to not have adapted well into it yet
I thought you deleted your account loser 😂😂😂
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
“We will shit on every team in masters” then gets shit on 😂and cry about it
Yall be the same people shittalking on other players 😂 fraudnatic fans
So that they dont get dominated by CS in term of viewership
womp womp
maybe if he wasnt a cringelord people out of his glazers would care
Hey EDG fans,
Tough first map, but this is what comebacks are made of! We've seen EDG pull through in clutch moments before, and there's no better time for a turnaround than now. It's a BO3 for a reason, and every map is a new battle.
Keep the faith, because EDG has the skill, the strategy, and the determination to turn the tide. Let's get behind our team with even more energy for the next map. We're not out of this yet – far from it.
#EDGWIN is still on! Let's show our unbreakable spirit and cheer EDG on to a legendary comeback! 🏆🔥
Come on, EDG, let's take it to the third map and claim the victory that's waiting for us!
#EDGWIN all the way!
ofc the flair 💀💀💀💀
i doubt they can lol they dont seem to speak english too fluently
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