cold take: DFM winning shanghai
| Country: | Vietnam |
| Registered: | February 23, 2024 |
| Last post: | May 16, 2024 at 4:30 PM |
| Posts: | 81 |
this is the only reason cyphers good rn, they just cooked my cams... I dont wanna go back to kj 😭😭
patitek worst player (unlucky can improve) did bad in every series at madrid sadly. Wo0t is a huge upgrade.
plat is atleast slightly above average, unlike the acegamer
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
vlr.gg is for funny
reddit for act discussion
thespike.gg is for dead forum
DFM winning champions and shanghai ofcourse they cant compare 💯💯💯
mibr wins 26-0
furia upsets nrg into 3 map 95-93 ot
redgar drops 50 kills in order for it to happen
Acegamer goes 1/13 and gets 13-0ed we dont want him sorry
blud did not watch the games
DFM winning everything in 2025 and 2024 besides madrid
dfm winning champs and shanghai thats why
LOL ALECKS LOST HIT #1 SPOT CUZ HE GOT SPAMME DKICK
Only nAts and keiko seem alive 😪
Was on a call with b0tster rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, weber and a Riot admin went over to chronicle's PC and changed a few settings, chronicle checked his PC and found nothing. After the game chronicle was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Chronicle quickly called b0tster and b0tster yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Chronicle hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to B0tstrr, "shake some booty mf." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.
i know its been a rough day babysasuke, toughen up itll get better
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