EDG
| Country: | China |
| Registered: | January 18, 2023 |
| Last post: | May 18, 2024 at 3:41 PM |
| Posts: | 1601 |
Next year HS Senior!!! 😎
(Unemployed except for some summer jobs)
Mute + report
Some ppl are stupid and nothing can prevent it.
Idk if hardware is worth but an extended ban for these actions are pretty solid here.
1 day -> week -> month -> 6 month -> year -> perms
Hardware is very extreme and can definitely get a lot of ppl false banned permanently
Drg will solo
(They will definitely not go 12-26)
Nah
I always get ace with foreskin (not lie!!)
I assume how it was before I was born.
But you never know, I do feel like a spiritual person.
Wait 6 am for Americas (CST) ain’t that bad for y’all gang
The 3 am one tho… that might be cursed
[ignore this i thought i was replying to the person abov me]
3/5 optic players outta comp rn
could we see a new OPTC core?
it's not about acceptance, more about classes you can skip but you usually need a 4+ (some 3s will work)
Oh shoot yeah I forgot, and you’re like actually cNed on an alt account right?
Blud can’t read and proved my point (I’m not on FPX)
Bro roasting pacific like he’s playing on Sentinels 💀
But fpx placed 4th in champs.
How can you guarantee they would win in Reyj?
The team can change a lot in one split brah.
So try your best with what you have left.
Whatever you get is what you could’ve gotten. You shouldn’t worry about things you can’t control.
If you’ve put in your full effort and still not achieved what you want, there is nothing to regret.
both NA and EMEA fluke all wins, only real region is OCE but riot nerfed them by giving them no franchise
BerLIN redemption arc after bombing out from 3 internationals in 3 stupid ways
GoatLIN will drop easy 101 bomb
rip last draw x-x they basically just gotta do a rando and it's prolly gonna be the hardest team
i mean ur right
he is the least pathetic fnc flair lol
Idk man I feel like they either have too much free time or are like degen.
I get some exceptions but twitch and discord mods are things I’ll never really understand unless they get paid.
The op here clearly can’t understand the full absurdity of it.
1 million dollars so you can buy a bunch of tables for 20 dollars, sell them for 40 dollars, make a table selling business and then utilize vertically integration so you can produce your own tables for 5 dollars, then become the biggest table selling company in the world and then sell that company and buy out EG. Afterwards, have a dinner with potter and discuss the future of the new EG roster that will incorporate star players like “Poolchan”, “Dasnerth”, and “BerLIN” before forming a new EG roster that will make the Astralis dynasty look puny in comparison.
After 7 years of nonstop winning, sell the organization and leave to continue your own journey with the newly added wisdom from EG Potter to create a table production and selling monopoly over the world.
After that, make a book called “how to make a million dollars” containing information about your table dynasty and put it on a table - prompting a random tiktoker to ask someone if they would rather get a million dollars or a book that teaches you how to make a million dollars.
They will then choose the latter and begin their own table empire which rivals even the dynasty you have constructed. As this table empire begins to reach your level, you realize that both of you will have to face off against each other in a Valorant 1 on 1.
The loser will have to be crushed to death by tables.
You recognize this threat and begin a 5 year training session in the Ural Mountains in Russia with the Ex-Gambit core remembering all the information potter had taught you in your lucky 7 years. It is a brutal training with Redgar teaching you how to tp into site and expose yourself to 5 angles but you persevere.
Finally the day comes. There is a hard fought brutal battle before suddenly you lose 6 rounds in a row.
It’s a nerve wracking 12-11 score line when suddenly you remember EG Potter’s advice about remembering to always treat yourself like the one in an advantage.
You quickly swing out with a guardian before one tapping your rival and you send them to be brutally and violently crushed by tables. But before your rival is sent to doom, you realize it’s a familiar face. It was none other than your ex mentor, EG Potter.
With a dejected face, you remember what must be done.
“Stand proud; You are strong” , are the final words muttered out of your dispirited soul before you push her into the table domain.
Finally, after decades of trifle and struggle, you have truly become, the table overlord, but at what cost?
Maybe a simple dinner with Potter would’ve been better after all…
Ok that’s literally icebox tho I was sleeping too until a plane crashed in my apartment
Lambo because I'd sell it to then buy tables and then sell those tables to create a table business which I grow and then buy more firms for the table business and start vertical integration to where now I can just produce my own tables and sell them at the same time and then I'll expand the table business to be the most expensive table company in the entire world and then I sell the business to buy out RIOT and Tencent and then I force the workers to create a 1 to 1 viper figure for me.
this some masters tokyo flashbacks with this chinese doubting
my goat shyy obliterates me in dm 2 hours before match
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/BerLIN%23HE%2012/overview?playlist=deathmatch
(check sage sunset dm)
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