vlr 5/19/2024 lore

I'm making this thread so that there aren't a million "faction summary?" threads anymore. Mods don't delete this, but lock it if you feel necessary. The timeline:

• bronzil_enjoyer posts a picture of a furry claiming it to be tryeue (fake picture)
• ballsamolee takes inspiration from this and makes a thread with femboy/furry pics claiming them to be Kirya, who is a self-admitted femboy (fake doxxing)
• everyone thinks the pics ballsamolee posted are real and start dunking on Kirya (+ it was kirya's birthday)
• the dunking on Kirya culminates in a thread by Brimstan where he tells Kirya to "name his price", implying he wishes to purchase explicit content of Kirya; weirdest shit I have ever seen on this site
• I make a thread pointing out that Brimstan and Ballsamolee are weird for this (https://www.vlr.gg/350040/vlr-weirdo-receipts)
• Brimstan and Ballsamolee get permabanned
• a new account called mintibars (anagram of brimstan) appears; i and HenBabyH prove that this is a Brimstan alt; tilt Brimstan so much he admits it's an alt; Brimstan thinks he's the riddler and says he will make more alts with usernames being anagrams of Brimstan and challenges us to find them (lmao what a loser); the mintibars alt gets banned
• Asuna Yuuki posts some cringe shit in a thread which I meme on by reviving the Asuna Yuuki receipts thread (https://www.vlr.gg/342829/asuna-yuuki-receipts)
• Asuna Yuuki gets pissed at me for this; thinks me calling him toxic oppresses his "rights" as a vlr user; proclaims he wants to Make vlr Great Again (MVGA) and starts MVGA "faction" which is against me and my "regime" when I don't have one; Anonymouse and oiiink support Asuna Yuuki
• HenBabyH creates a "faction" called DSGfan faction to oppose Asuna Yuuki
• Brimstan makes a 2nd alt which he openly admits is an alt and makes a thread addressed to me saying "he was just joking" which was clearly written with the assistance of ChatGPT and deflects from himself being a weirdo by saying I'm an attention seeker (fair, but at least I don't seek attention by telling other users to "name their price"); Asuna Yuuki et MVGA people think that Brimstan getting banned for telling Kirya to name his price is violation of Brimstan's rights as a vlr user (this is just stupid at this point)
• I now have a faction for and against me even though I didn't create any factions; I think this factions shit is stupid but whatever; i think this site will be somewhat better with Brimstan gone

Allat

cringe keke

Wtf is this anime type shi
Vlr going crazy

go to sleep..

crazy ass lore when is the 5v5 to end it

I can't believe I actually read that whole thing. Also, please fucking go outside holy shit. Actual lifeless shit going on in VLR.

Most normal day on vlr

You guys are more dramatic than Taylor Swift's fans lol

Free brimstan my goat did nothing wrong

you guys really need some drama irl

dsgfan needs a better faction name
MVGA is good but... idk..

mvga sucks

Wow

mark

VLR: Infinity war

Damn

Rise of the planet of the apes

Bro wtf?? this is the first exciting thing that has happened on VLR and I've missed all of this crap fuck.

yo what

people really be having whole lives on this forum dont they

The benjy faction clears 🐷💪💪💪💪💪 real ones know if they are members or not

The silent skrossi fan faction hard clears, vlr ain't ready for my goat's comeback

🙏

i think i was the only user on this site watching vcl japan because what the fuck?

I was here

yo how does this affect lebrons legacy

Worst smelling thread of all time

TLDR: Brimstan and Ballsamolee are hella based

bronzil_enjoyer got ban or not?

The corruption runs deep…

You WILL NOT get away with this

Our tights WILL NOT be infringed upon