cioccolat
Country: Brazil
Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: May 17, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Posts: 3311
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oh shit, it actually was

posted 6 hours ago

Everything that you've ever dreamed of

posted 6 hours ago

It is imperative that you put hygiene at the top of your priorities
bathing, skin care, washing your hands after peeing, cleaning your dick and trimming body hair are essential to br gfs

posted 9 hours ago

Get a pet you can like.
You can't die and leave the little guy behind
But make sure to properly search for a pet you would like, worsT thing is having a pet you despise but also knowing it aint their fault.

posted 1 day ago

LOUD has a surprisingly big female following, and since Tuyz is the cute pretty boy of the team (Pancada and Aspas left) he gets thirst traps

posted 1 day ago

Oxe o q o cu tem a ver com as calças??

posted 1 day ago

Even at his lowest I couldn't hate that cutiepie

posted 1 day ago

What is it with these mfs and hating on Tuyz??
The fucking twitter communities are all filled with them.
Like, the only people I see defending poor old Tuyz are his fangirls, which I never thought I would say this, but thank the Lord for his thirst traps cuz if not this mfs mental would be on the ground

Qck is on the team and somehow people still clown him

posted 1 day ago

Just go to bed early. Now you don't have an excuse to isolate yourself in a goon cave

posted 2 days ago

Sacy is like a mini coach. He made zellsis cry

posted 2 days ago

Doesn't have an introspective hobby.
If all your hobbies involve the perception of others, that means you have no pleasure in yourself.
In introspective hobbies, the pleasure comes from the task, validation is a tip.

posted 2 days ago

Twittera média em ação

posted 3 days ago

DOESNT HAVE TO BE NRG BLUD

posted 3 days ago

É o Segundo careca que fudeu a vida do Less

posted 3 days ago

Speak the português Certo alienigena

posted 3 days ago

Fr fr
Congratulations you groovy twink
First ever IGL to win 3 masters with the same squad

I'm not gonna say you are the goat IGL, but certainly the luckiest mf I have ever seen

Anyway. Congratulations. I'm not gonna hat cuz my region sucks right now
Rip br0nzil

posted 3 days ago

Less and Lissa broke up. Maybe that was the staying condition for him?

posted 3 days ago

Pfvr q n seja
Gosto muito dele

Mw
Xand
Heat
Nzr
Axeddy

Ia ser o suco do villamix

posted 3 days ago

This mf is somehow not understanding Saadhak wants to hire him 😭

posted 3 days ago

Poha, qual a dificuldade dessas pro player de ser decente 😭😭😭

posted 3 days ago

do not speak about my kittens Xand and Nzr like that, i will touch u

posted 3 days ago

Saadhak (Flex) Less (Sentinel) Fns (Flex) S0m (Duelist) Marved (Controller)

3 masters 1 champions and 2 Vct americas

posted 3 days ago

HE IS LITERALLY BENCHED
TRUST
ALSO MCE

posted 3 days ago

Hii Psion

Tbh moving to Canada would be a big dub since the Canadian visa is friendlier towards SA

posted 3 days ago

decent choice tbh

posted 4 days ago

holy shit this comment set me off, sorry if i came off too aggressive

posted 4 days ago

there is just so much wrong with your statement
you dont join e-sports (as an org) cuz you want to burn money, you join cause you want to make it, be it by brand, merchandise or trade.

Also, studies of immigration in brazil show that foreigns prefer Brazil on the majority, people who lived in "better" more "developed" countries visit Brazil and stay because they prefer the living conditions of the country.
It is factually easier to adapt to Brazil than USA

"ranked would be fucked cuz no english" what? why is it that the latam and br players need to bend over backwards for americans, but you americans cant do a lil bit of effort?
do you know what language latam teams comm? spanish, but even then there are difficulties due to dialect
do you know what language br teams comm? portuguese

"most brazilian players know how to comm in english" No they dont, they dont think in english. do you even know how hard it is for non-fluent people to communicate in other languages?? use your brain. even as a toddler, a knowledge sponge, it took you atleast 2 -3 years to learn j=how to speak your OWN LANGUAGE.

Stop thinking like the world revolves around the USA

posted 4 days ago

Unironically yes.

posted 4 days ago

Riot needs to change the franchising host city.
Cuz putting it on the US was the dumbest thing they did.

Not only is it incredibly expensive even just livable wages in LA

The teams that don't have NA players basically get fucked with visa issues and the monetary exchange rate.

Riot wants to have a financially stable scene? Change the fucking city, you will cut the maintenance costs by half.

Even Buenos Aires is a better pick right now (RIP Argentina)

posted 4 days ago

feel free

posted 5 days ago

Agora é orar pra que o investimento da Fúria de resultado
Pelo menos 1 masterzinho ia ser bom

posted 5 days ago

Trembo que convidou, ainda assistiu pelo buraco da fechadura

posted 5 days ago

s0m amassa semen1 meu cria

posted 5 days ago

Irmão tu tem que acreditar na loud Furia

posted 5 days ago

Ih alá rapaziada, o cara tá babando o Semen1 💀💀🔥

posted 5 days ago

Icy = Qck

posted 5 days ago

Se Tudo der Certo
Fns
Som
Less
Saadhak
Crashies / Marved

posted 5 days ago

Yeah, apparently NRG have offered to buy them out, both Less and Saadhak. We know Saadhak was ok with going to NRG so it's more of a question of when rather than if

There is two options. LOUD keep the roster until the end of split 2 or they dissolve now during Masters.

In a recent Livestream Saadhak has said that the Admin people at LOUD are deliberating what will happen, Saadhak himself doesn't know what will happen, and according to him, we will have news next week on the subject

posted 5 days ago

Yeah, apparently NRG have offered to buy them out, both Less and Saadhak. We know Saadhak was ok with going to NRG so it's more of a question of when rather than if

There is two options. LOUD keep the roster until the end of split 2 or they dissolve now during Masters.

In a recent Livestream Saadhak has said that the Admin people at LOUD are deliberating what will happen, Saadhak himself doesn't know what will happen, and according to him, we will have news next week on the subject

posted 5 days ago

On his way to cementing himself as a great IGL, a few more roster changes and titles and he can be called top 1

posted 5 days ago

If MiBr give Sacy a percentage of Pistol skins and full control of the roster picks, I believe there is a chance he accepts the offer

posted 5 days ago

Melhor os jogadores bons copando taça e sendo felizes em org gringa que Paga bem, e usar as org br bostileira como vitrine pro tier 2.
Quero muito os meninos da Red e 2G na franquia pq acho q eles conseguem aprender

posted 5 days ago

Both NA and BR agree, get Sacy out of Sentinels and send him to Mibr

posted 5 days ago

LOUD tá se queimando muito, tem que lembrar que o Saad tava querendo o Mwzera a decadas, mas o jean se recusava a comprar o cara

posted 5 days ago

Sou só eu que to aliviado e feliz que o Less e Saadhak vão sair da LOUD? Mesmo que seja NRG?
Porque querendo ou não, a Loud e MiBr não vão fazer times Americanos, no máximo 1 ou 2 jogadores, mas não todos por causa do pix diff. Ou seja, nós vamos ter um monte de jogador BR espalhado pelos times, e times full BR ainda.

Tipo, nós sabemos que a Loud e MiBr querem comprar time na promoção. Em vez de sofrer torcendo no Ascension, sobe 2 times indiretamente

Tipo, a LOUD pode comprar 3 da Red Canids (Zanatsu, Vinny ou CTC e Cortezia) e a MiBr pode comprar a STELLAE ou 2G inteira.

posted 5 days ago

It's nature at this point

posted 5 days ago

Saadhak should let Tuyz and Cauanzin find new FRANCHISE teams, you know, for XP and better financial offers.
Then, Saadhak should bring in 4 or 5 very young talented T2/T3 players.
Just train the team on franchising. No pressure to win anything in 2025, just training the little guys.

posted 6 days ago

You would think so, but these mfs keep freezing up when it's a trophy match. I'm not even hating, I would love to see them win, I have just accepted it won't happen 😭😭😭

posted 6 days ago

I'm afraid there is a possibility it will be 100T. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

posted 6 days ago

If BzKa is as talented as we believe, even in tier 2 he will thrive and come back. Give him a team like Gallorys and we have a run

posted 6 days ago
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