smartest investment you can make

POISED wins these

shitnatic fans in shambles 😭😭😭😭😭😭

going out winless, enjoy seeing b0tster and d0rke while you can because they're both gone for 2025

Is there no end to income-less people on VLR???????

literally being overwhelmed by bums 😭😭😭😭😭😭

noooooo the $0/year salary bums are ganging up on me 😭😭😭😭😭

actually a bum 😭

Imma need to see them do better before I can get on the "they're not bad" train

Throw him on MxS for oderus

plays with a real duelist, has FaZe Clan royalty IGL for him

locked for Ascension and probably clean sweeps every event next year ngl

kicks and runner...........

You're already in too deep with filth and degeneracy then

if anything, VLR is making you better

nah lakia clears that bum with his eyes closed and his hands glued together

Are you the TMV mod?

Boaster is probably the worst player in Valorant atm

wardell clears that bum

FaZe up

replace clown9 or NRG ngl

clown9 broke fraud org, NRG pays jollz and willius real money (criminal behavior)

Aren't you the guy who used to talk about pissing on trees?

You right

Fnatic above 8th invalidates the entire episode ngl

Real but FaZe top 1 (me and Kiko carry)

DRG
FUT
G2
LEV

100T
LEV
G2
PRX

Imagine predicting EMEA teams to make it out of groups kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

He's already the greatest artist of all time

This argument is better for Uzi

If they can't beat Fnatic with the whole roster, they're not beating anyone

simple as

G2 3
LEV 4

Heretics like 10

that year

NRG, LOUD, C9, DRX, PRX, NAVI all would have destroyed them with any time under their belt

Champions Winner EG would have dismantled b0tnatic if they didn't get double cleared by the same team (embarrassing)

we'll never know because the format was ass unfortunately

but its okay as long as smart people like you understand that its not up to par with any of the other global events we've had

about as competitive as RBHG or First Strike

🚨 BANGER ALERT 🚨

this shit KICKS ASS

Thank you for continuing to enlighten us with real taste Mr. Netero 🫡

seems almost as scripted as every EMEA team throwing their matches to let Fnatic get first seed

I mean........no quals and single elim after none of the teams have played a stage match together is a pretty ass format, no?

Might be good for him, ion think the jump from college to T1 was it

bro sounds like the guy from Top Boy😱😱

you's a wasteman bruv

Boostio and GOATsuna taking over Valorant

you WILL watch Boostio show B0tster what a real IGL looks like

you WILL watch d0rke get diffed by GOATsuna

you WILL see that Leo does not get impact frags and baits his team

You can just invite me to a party bruv, I'd stop by

I agree with you

don't count it with real events then

for-fun showcase tournament was good for what it was

ion know about all that

no there is no racism in the United States

last years format actually looked good bro

we had LOCKIN

aight time for bed

Bro's upset that culture went to North America and left him with beans on toast and racism

Just watch the platchat watchparty, you'll get Bren and sideshow for every match

Why is it mainly British that are so curious about Americans?

Damn I thought he was gonna replace raafa on Hero Base

🗿

It's where you lost control of the continent 250 years ago, hope this helps

also I've called my people, you were warned

So confirmed you'd be one of them.

In the future, if you come to the east coast, look east and it'll be there.

Don't bother giving me directions to the leaning tower of Pisa because I prefer buildings that are built correctly and stand up straight

I've had British people ask me where the beach is on the boardwalk.

TOTAL WINNINGS
$4,539

Bro can't afford much ngl

maybe a used Honda Civic

It's ours

Europeans will tell you theirs is more difficult because they're lazy

Bro tossed his career for his precalc final

Zekken did it and clapped fraudnatic

Trent did it and beat Optic (greatest team of all time)

not anymore, just a student

and now EMEA's only team that could have possibly made it out of groups is doomed

I'd be livid if I was a Heretics fan or EMEA supporter in general