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Registered: July 6, 2022
Last post: June 1, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Posts: 2988
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I want engh in me

posted 1 hour ago

If prx make grandfinals and choke it I will do whatever the most upvoted comment says

posted 2 hours ago

Icy took his sport and Leaf took his role, both looking elite on the brightest stage.

posted 2 hours ago

Boaster giveth and Boaster Taketh
Last year he igled them to 2 International wins
This year he played like kiles and igled like Scream

posted 2 hours ago

Certainly not new, Val players have been dying of heart failure on stage since the beginning of time, but It has become the premier method of releasing copium to the masses.

posted 2 hours ago

I'm sure its real, but nobody ever addresses it until after they lose.
Also istg the day we have a valorant event where nobody gets the bubonic plague is the day I start supporting Fnatic

posted 2 hours ago

https://x.com/leojannesson/status/1796867433535242443?s=46&t=vSHk1VOkB9KKQkFcvIjHcg
Sorry guys I've actually had bone ebola for the past 6 weeks, now that I'm eliminated in embarrassing fashion I thought you guys should know.
Also istg Val pros all need to be quarantined 24/7 every fucking event like 9 teams get explosive diahrea and a new strand of Malaria

posted 2 hours ago

im currently in my bunker inside a beanbag sobbing incoherently, I would much rather ponder old news than discuss the present at the moment.

posted 16 hours ago

the appropriate comparison would be 11-3, but even that doesn't compare to the aura of bili bili

posted 16 hours ago

is the bili bili incident the 7-1 of valorant?

posted 16 hours ago

he would get sent to papua new guinea after 2 scrims with how he would preform.

posted 17 hours ago

Genghis "Boostio" Khan is currently leading a brutal crusade against the qing dynasty (eduardo gaming). He serves as an inspiration to all aspiring warlords each time he rises from his saddle to mock the barbarians he calls opponents.

posted 17 hours ago

it can be whoever you want it to be big guy

posted 22 hours ago

https://www.vlr.gg/event/1014/valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen/playoffs
time to do the funniest thing, if Ange1 can do it, so can we

posted 22 hours ago

"EMEA:"
Pls stop feeding into the Ameribrain stereotypes

posted 4 days ago

considered putting JohnQt but he has the exact same roles as Less, and OXY is in much better form than Zekken rn, though that could easily change.

posted 4 days ago

what would u switch?

posted 4 days ago

hard to work without the 3 best teams from each region

posted 4 days ago

f0rsaken and karon qualified to shanghai...

posted 4 days ago

made up of players that didn't qual to shanghai (Every team comms in mongolian and has the spirit of Fenis igling them)

Americas:
OXY - Duelist
saadhak - Flex
Less - Senti/Smokes
Heat - Initiator
Shyy - Smokes/Senti

APAC:
invy - Initiator/Viper
sScary - Smokes
Jemkin - Duelist
Beyn - Flex
Foxy9 - Senti

EMEA:
N4rrate - Duelist/Initiator
Elite - Sentinel/Smokes
Brave - Smokes
ardiis - Duelist/Initiator
Sayf - Flex

CHINA:
wzhy - Duelist
Rb - Flex
Kai - Senti/Initiator
CB - Initiator
Aluba - Smokes/Senti

posted 4 days ago

vo0kashu and Life got ganked by organizers

posted 5 days ago

They don't suck but they're gonna get touched by PRX so nobody has much faith in their chances past that

posted 5 days ago

Leaf and D4v4i duel gonna be legendary, idk if he can 1v5 tho with the rest of his team hiding under their desks

posted 5 days ago

Your right he is a big part of the reason they lost, in fact he's the only reason they lost to Fut, since without him they never would have qualified to begin with.

posted 5 days ago

you got dropped at some point as well clearly

posted 5 days ago

Trent, Valyn, and JonahP already gonna have ptsd from facing Jinggg and F0rsaken at their first lan, now they have to deal with a Gekko Oping Crackhead who might be better than both of them as well.

posted 5 days ago

Without Aspas Lev don't even make it out of Americas group stage

posted 5 days ago

bump!

posted 1 week ago

what is MiniBoo studying?

posted 1 week ago

Are you sped? When I mean above average firepower i mean in the context of top teams lmfao. As long as ONE person can step up and be an S tier fragger, which four of them are already close, they will be fine. Also PRX would abuse any team outside of a GF in every position.

posted 1 week ago

literally everybody on this team except fns has above average firepower, Victor and Crashies in form can play with anyone, s0m and Ethan both diff most controllers/initiators, and fns provides literally everything except firepower

posted 1 week ago

Winning Team: PRX
Finals MVP: Jinggg
Tournament MVP: Something
Highest Average Rating: Leo
Most Agents Played: F0rsaken
Most Clutches won: Valyn
Best IGL: Boostio
KMAX: Aspas with 35

posted 1 week ago

yeah, but even still the guns are just soooo much better tbh and its cheaper

posted 2 weeks ago

Absolutely lap every other region, cheaper and better with more color schemes
new top 3 out of all regions:

  1. TRACE
  2. BLG
  3. WOLVES

all 3 better than anything the other regions offered, I only wish we could get some new banners.

posted 2 weeks ago

I love saadhak.

posted 2 weeks ago

Not sure how roles would work out but with wo0ts added firepower and patitek already having chemistry with 3/4 teammates this could not be a complete bust for team heretics?

posted 2 weeks ago

(4-6)Taiwan 3 / 60 (5%) BerLIN, Nicc, TvirusLuke

ur cooked buddy

posted 2 weeks ago

TH and Riens

posted 2 weeks ago

Did you watch the game vs TRACE? That Bind map was a competition to see who could throw less. DRG look alright with good mechanics and could pull a BLG in theory, but honestly i would be looking at FPX or EDG for the time being if you want to see a strong placement from a chinese team.

posted 2 weeks ago

players above him:
N4RRATE - Grouped by F0rsaken and co
Less - Eliminated by F0rsaken, who went toe to toe with him in the game
tuyz - See above
MiniBoo - Grouped by F0rsaken and co and got farmed by F0rsaken on 3rd map with F0rsaken playing a brand new agent
Riens - See above
Cauanzin - See Less explanation
Magnum - Dookied on by F0rsaken
benjyfishy - Dookied on by F0rsaken
Saadhak - Dookied on by F0rsaken
F0rsaken real rank - 9th statistically
Eye test wise like top 5 the dude played out of his mind all tournament and shat on everyone, also he had the largest agent pool and most diverse agent pool at the tournament by a strong margin

posted 2 weeks ago

The fact that the steaming turd you shat out is blue doesn't make you superior to the ten people who shat out a steaming orange turd

posted 2 weeks ago

all good

posted 2 weeks ago

being special isn't always a good thing

posted 2 weeks ago

The f0rsaken best player itw talk came during madrid swiss stage when he was unironically putting the team on his back on like 6 different agents

posted 2 weeks ago
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