kai cenat
| Country: | Singapore |
| Registered: | June 24, 2023 |
| Last post: | May 17, 2024 at 7:18 AM |
| Posts: | 566 |
yes i get 125 here but i react like a grandpa ingame
play osu or aimlabs idk i use to play osu so i got 125 avg
i joined then remembered im at work lol
im getting my setup this month but im gold 2 rn so we shall see lol i dont play as much tho i only watch vct (i keep getting week afk penalty bc it crashes sometimes💀💀💀💀)
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Listen📢👂up⬆️ kid🔞. This is 🔥🔥VLR🔥🔥 and I just ⬇️downvoted👎 you. Do you really🙈think🧠🚫 your opinion😂😂 can exist🦄 being so grossly🤢🤮 different (more like wrong😂) to my own?🤦♂️Think again edgelord🙅♂️ ⚰RIP☠ in✌peace☮ to your stars buddy📉 because that minus sign ➖️ is gonna be ⬇️down👇 and 🥶blue😱 when I get through with you😂 Perhaps🤔 you should think🧠✌ twice✌ before disagreeing🙅♂️🙅♂️with 🃏🧐me😎🃏.
try again when you're proud to show your real flag :kekyou;
try again when your country has a team or player 🥱
the sheer amount of copium on this post is attrocious :youtried;
if the other teams were better they would have qualified instead
what is it gonna be if they dont make it to champs either lol then what :pepelmao;
if the so called "superteams" were so good they would have made it to shanghai i dont get the mickey mouse allegations on any event. That just means thereare teams with better form
So freaking competitive
no matter if we win or lose they wont jump off the ship
susanto 3-2 susanto
are you forsaken cuz ur the goat or are you the goat cuz ur forsaken?
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